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re: I just rumbled with a rat. I won! (Dead rat pics included)

Posted on 3/26/21 at 12:46 am to
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 12:46 am to
Hell yea
Posted by DandA
Mandevillian
Member since Jun 2018
961 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 12:50 am to
frick yeah. I hate rats. But, as was mentioned earlier, if you have one, you have more. Much like roaches. So be prepared for another epic BB gun fight.

As for other more passive means of rodent ridding, I've had luck with the sticky glue traps with a spoonful of peanut butter in the middle of it. They get stuck but can't resist the peanut butter, especially if hungry. Once they go for the peanut butter and eat enough of it down to the glue, they can't breathe and literally eat themselves to death. I've caught 4 of them sumbitches on the same glue trap before using that method.

But I like your method more.
Posted by hollywoodhead
Member since Aug 2017
870 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 1:39 am to
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(I may have screamed.)


war cry
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15826 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 3:27 am to
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It was happening in slow motion. As he was flying thru the air I could clearly see his rat face, like in your pic, coming directly at me. I'm pretty sure he was going for the jugular.


Same thing happened to me a few years back. I was thinning out the top of a palm tree near my house when i reached in to pull a limb out a huge arse rat came flying out. Our eyes locked as he was flying thru the air. Scared the Sh*t out of me. My only concern was staying on the 12 ft ladder at that point
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69715 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 4:16 am to
Congrats baw. frick those little illusive bastards. All of them


Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19052 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 4:20 am to
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
26723 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 4:39 am to
Attaboy! Nice victory. Pellet gun seems like the perfect weapon. Can shoot in house house without destroying anything.
Posted by bnb9433
Member since Jan 2015
14746 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 4:45 am to
Dear ratbook?
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35959 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 6:15 am to
cannot tell you how much I enjoyed that story.

You sir, are THE man!!!!!

I have some raccoons causing issues here on the Northshore....any chance we can negotiate for "services"? Do you "paint houses" for varmints or is this a solo project?
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1293 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 6:53 am to
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You sir, are THE man!!!!!

I have some raccoons causing issues here on the Northshore....any chance we can negotiate for "services"? Do you "paint houses" for varmints or is this a solo project?


Dude, a couple buddies, case of beer, bottle of whiskey, and 3 pellet guns. You have the makings of an overnight hunting safari, without leaving your home.
Posted by Deplorable Duke
Lousyana
Member since Nov 2016
2619 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:08 am to
Shrimp Toast Crunch

FIFY
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32085 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:22 am to
Nothing says class more than rats and paper plates...

Side note: good shot...
This post was edited on 3/26/21 at 7:22 am
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6437 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 7:58 am to
Now do squirrels.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100539 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:06 am to
Now go cook some rice baw
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11899 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:17 am to
Lulz
Posted by Original Corn Pop
The public pool
Member since Nov 2020
547 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:24 am to
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I poked at Elvis with the barrel of the gun trying to get the rat to drop to the floor. Instead of dropping he climbed up the brick wall to the audio speaker and hid behind it.



I always wanted to try peyote.....
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20780 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:29 am to
Awesome play-by-play, I could definitely feel the energy of the moment. You should submit this to as your audition piece to replace Zach Strief in the booth. With that said, I doubt I would have thought of it in the heat of the fight, but next time:
quote:

hiding behind the folding tables
he ran behind the tables again
to the folding tables once more.

This is obviously his respawn point, you just need to set-up for the sniper shot.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20780 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:30 am to
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Now go cook some rice baw

First, you make a roux...
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 8:35 am to
Several years ago, we had a Trailblazer that I drove to work. One morning there was some shredded paper on the floorboard, etc, and I couldn't figure it out. Then, I noticed other shredded materials like foam, and poop... I've got a damn mouse in a seat.

I pulled the seat out, beat it around, beat all around the vehicle, nothin. Vacuumed and obsessively cleaned.

Next day, more shredded material. Pulled out ALL 4 seats, panels, carpet. Where the hell is this thing?? I found tunnels in the panels, and a mostly chewed thru rear seatbelt inside the panel.

I set mousetraps, and the next day, they were just tripped. I got rat traps. Just tripped. I talked to a friend of the family, and he said it would be a rat, and to get glue traps.

I put down a whole pack of glue traps and the rat traps.

The next morning, there was a rat the size of a damn cat in there, stuck in 2 glue traps and in a regular trap.

I cannot figure out how the crap it got in, and moreso how it was able to move thru such tiny holes. They can really compress. I had the heebie jeebies for a week, knowing at any time a damn mouse or rat might just stick his head up between my legs as I was driving.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53627 posts
Posted on 3/26/21 at 9:04 am to
GREAT war story.
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