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re: I just got THE call from the IRS guy with the Hindu/Indian accent.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:53 pm to Dead Man Walking
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:53 pm to Dead Man Walking
did he ask you to send bobs and vagene? that's how you know its not real
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Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:54 pm to Dead Man Walking
Better pay up, baw
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:54 pm to 4Ghost
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Walk easy baw!
I didn't do the pig guts thing or killing his cousins, but that's some funny shite. All I told him was that I worked for the IRS and that was enough to set him off.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:55 pm to Jim Rockford
You know this is the second guy today speaking in this mysterious Hindu accent must be a new dialect.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:56 pm to SEClint
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Bali Mangthi Kali Ma. Shakthi Degi Kali Ma. Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh..
Translate?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:02 pm to Dead Man Walking
Why does anyone answer calls from numbers they don't recognize anymore?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:05 pm to Dead Man Walking
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Translate?
This guy knows:
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:19 pm to Dead Man Walking
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Said I had about 30 minutes to send them money or they were coming to arrest me under a warrant that they had for tax evasion.
frick, why can't i even get these calls... I have a script and everything written out just for this.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:22 pm to Dead Man Walking
While it is funny. I can't help but think of 80-90 year old mee maws falling for this and other phone scams.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:24 pm to Dead Man Walking
It’s only happened to me once. I told them that my phone is going to die and I need them to call me back on my home phone so I can give them my bank information. The number I give them is to the FBI Field office in Houston. I don’t know if they ever actually call but I’d like to think they do and it’s not just a automated message.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:25 pm to Dead Man Walking
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Bali Mangthi Kali Ma. Shakthi Degi Kali Ma. Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh..
Translate?
It is beyond my conversational Hindi but it is some kind of death tithe maybe sacrifice to the dark mother maybe Shiva.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:31 pm to SlowFlowPro
That was pretty solid 
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:37 pm to SlowFlowPro
I subscribe to scammer revolts. He has better ones than that.
I love it when after he sys keys them, and he says, “what’s up ben chode?”
I love it when after he sys keys them, and he says, “what’s up ben chode?”
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:39 pm to Obtuse1
paging chatrabbit for translation...
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:53 pm to Dead Man Walking
“Go f*** your sister” is a popular term they say when you piss them off.
They’ll probably hang up after they yell at you, but you can really piss them off if you can string them along.
“Ok, hang on a minute, she’s sleeping in her bedroom. Should I wake her up first?”
They’ll probably hang up after they yell at you, but you can really piss them off if you can string them along.
“Ok, hang on a minute, she’s sleeping in her bedroom. Should I wake her up first?”
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:55 pm to Dead Man Walking
Calling them Vikram for a few minutes usually gets the old suck my dick response also
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:01 pm to Dead Man Walking
I learned my lesson last month when I answered a call on my cell phone from a number I didn’t know, turned out it was some kind of over seas scam that charged $50 to our AT&T cell phone bill, however we did get half off the Directv bill for a year after all was said and done.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:05 pm to 4Ghost
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I throw out my 4 deployments and I killed his cousins and buried them in pig guts. Ohhh lord, they really go ballistic then! I would hang up and had 2 allah motherfrickers
I doubt they care what you did to some random Muslims that they despise too. But it sounded cool.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:06 pm to Dead Man Walking
Hindu accent?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:08 pm to Dead Man Walking
Why’d you even answer?
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