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I just got THE call from the IRS guy with the Hindu/Indian accent.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:35 pm
Said I had about 30 minutes to send them money or they were coming to arrest me under a warrant that they had for tax evasion. Said I owed them $4,200 in back taxes but I could take care of current problems if I wired them $1,500 immediately, and not to tell my bank anything about the IRS or my situation with them.
I let the guy go on and on and finally I told him I worked for the IRS and to go frick himself. He then called me what I think was a mother f'er, an a-hole, a scum bag and a few other things I didn't understand.
Screw those assholes.
I let the guy go on and on and finally I told him I worked for the IRS and to go frick himself. He then called me what I think was a mother f'er, an a-hole, a scum bag and a few other things I didn't understand.
Screw those assholes.
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Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:36 pm to Dead Man Walking
Let me guess, he said his name was Dave and that he was from Dallas?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:37 pm to Dead Man Walking
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:37 pm to Dead Man Walking
The Indian IRS also accepts payment in the form of Google Play cards.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:37 pm to rpr4695
quote:Hi this is Jake, from State Farm. I just bought a new pair khaki’s and was wondering if you could send me money for them. Also, don’t tell your wife.
Let me guess, he said his name was Dave and that he was from Dallas?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:37 pm to Dead Man Walking
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they were coming to arrest me under a warrant that they had for tax evasion
Better make yourself scarce. Ditch cell, computer, credit cards, etc.. and high tail it before they get a tail on you
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:37 pm to rpr4695
Robert from Atlanta, I think. I wasn't paying much attention.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:38 pm to Dead Man Walking
You should tell them you hope they have to watch their kids die of cancer. frick all the polite shite
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:38 pm to Dead Man Walking
if you have time (or a handy 2nd line), the thing those guys hate most is being strung along b/c i believe they get paid based on what they collect or by call. there is a whole genre of youtube videos dedicated to guys fricking with scammers
this one is golden
this one is golden
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:39 pm to Dead Man Walking
quote:
Said I owed them $4,200 in back taxes
quote:
but I could take care of current problems if I wired them $1,500
you have to admit...that is a sweet deal.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:40 pm to Dead Man Walking
I got one of those guys to tell me to suck his dick a couple of weeks ago, it was pretty funny in his accent
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:41 pm to Dead Man Walking
Is that like the robocall that says that "your Social Security Number has been suspend"?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:42 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
quote:No doubt. But frick him anyway.
you have to admit...that is a sweet deal
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:42 pm to Dead Man Walking
quote:
I worked for the IRS
Is that true? If so...
quote:
He then called me what I think was a mother f'er, an a-hole, a scum bag and a few other things I didn't understand.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:44 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
quote:No, not a robo call. And I can see him calling a 75 year old woman and scaring the shite out of her and her sending the money cause she's scared shitless.
Is that like the robocall that says that "your Social Security Number has been suspend"?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:46 pm to Dead Man Walking
quote:
Said I had about 30 minutes to send them money or they were coming to arrest me under a warrant that they had for tax evasion.
Repeat to him over and over..
Bali Mangthi Kali Ma.
Shakthi Degi Kali Ma.
Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh..
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:47 pm to TheFonz
quote:
I worked for the IRS
quote:
Is that true? If so...
Hell to the NO. I hate them as much as most but this Hindu piece of shite actually thought he dialed up the wrong mother f'er.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:49 pm to Dead Man Walking
I used to do that shite also. I would play along, do the ooo shite I do not want to be in trouble with the IRS, just milk them right down to the moment where it is time to pay. Then go off, some hang up, some argue. I throw out my 4 deployments and I killed his cousins and buried them in pig guts. Ohhh lord, they really go ballistic then! I would hang up and had 2 allah motherfrickers call me back cussing me!
But found this out. Be careful, some of those ffricks would call local law enforcement and report you for Domestic Violence. The local law has to respond. Walk easy baw!
But found this out. Be careful, some of those ffricks would call local law enforcement and report you for Domestic Violence. The local law has to respond. Walk easy baw!
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:51 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:Havent heard this one yet
SlowFlowPro
Posted on 6/13/19 at 3:52 pm to Dead Man Walking
You should have said "Jamal!, is that you my brother? Where are you? Where is Latika? I want to frick her."
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 3:53 pm
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