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I hit an owl tonight
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:34 pm
So the wife and kids and I were driving through the neighborhood looking at Christmas lights, and out of nowhere a giant owl swoops down out of a tree and SMACK straight in to the front of my truck.
I immediately stopped and got out and the poor thing was just lying there motionless in the grass. It was HUGE. I didn't touch him because I didn't want my face ripped off.
So I decided to drive off because there was really nothing to do unfortunately.
I was incredibly upset after that, and decided I had to go back by and do something.
Well, right as I'm pulling up I see him/her/they(?) standing in the middle of the road. As I got a little closer it jumped up and flew into a tree.
I guess it is going to be okay and was just stunned. I was going to be incredibly upset if it was dead because it was beautiful.
I hit an owl tonight.
I immediately stopped and got out and the poor thing was just lying there motionless in the grass. It was HUGE. I didn't touch him because I didn't want my face ripped off.
So I decided to drive off because there was really nothing to do unfortunately.
I was incredibly upset after that, and decided I had to go back by and do something.
Well, right as I'm pulling up I see him/her/they(?) standing in the middle of the road. As I got a little closer it jumped up and flew into a tree.
I guess it is going to be okay and was just stunned. I was going to be incredibly upset if it was dead because it was beautiful.
I hit an owl tonight.
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Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:35 pm to GEAUXT
That sounds like a hoot
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:35 pm to GEAUXT
Murderer!!
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:36 pm to GEAUXT
need to start a gofundme for him
we've had GFMs for crippled owls before
we've had GFMs for crippled owls before
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:36 pm to GEAUXT
What a stroke of luck.
How was it’s hair?
How was it’s hair?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:36 pm to GEAUXT
No pic?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:37 pm to GEAUXT
Is he a big Rice fan?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:37 pm to tigerinthebueche
Obviously an Owl suicide. They get depressed at this time of year.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:37 pm to GEAUXT
You gunna wind up a pellet
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:37 pm to GEAUXT
You didn’t see him with his walker? Poor bastards been stroked out for over a year.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:37 pm to GEAUXT
Owls are quite resilient - i.e. OWLVIS.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:38 pm to GEAUXT
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So the wife
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:38 pm to wartiger2004
An owl scared the frick out of me in the deer stand on black friday before daylight.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:39 pm to Marciano1
What is this confession night?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:41 pm to GEAUXT
You should have finished the job when you had the chance. An owl never forgets.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:41 pm to GEAUXT
On first read, I thought you hit on an owl.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:43 pm to GEAUXT
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I immediately stopped and got out and the poor thing was just lying there motionless in the grass. It was HUGE. I didn't touch him because I didn't want my face ripped off.
So I decided to drive off because there was really nothing to do unfortunately.
Only one thing to do
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:43 pm to NotoriousFSU
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You should have finished the job when you had the chance. An owl never forgets.
My wife was insisting that I should go pick it up and move it. I explained to her that if it is not dead it will disembowl me.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:44 pm to GEAUXT
I had the same experience once. They get hit pretty often. Beautiful animals. You did right not to mess with them.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:45 pm to NotoriousFSU
I’ve hit one owl in my life and that fat frick cracked my windshield.
Don’t try to pick them up. They’re quite irritable when injured. Doesn’t take long to lose good will when that fat bastard is clicking at you and trying to cut you with his claws (talons).
frick an owl.
Don’t try to pick them up. They’re quite irritable when injured. Doesn’t take long to lose good will when that fat bastard is clicking at you and trying to cut you with his claws (talons).
frick an owl.
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