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Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:43 pm to Kujo
If you are looking for ways to get her to talk to you, are you really taking full advantage of the reward of the silent treatment?
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:43 pm to Kujo
Please don't make me open jar lids for your wife while you're at work
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:43 pm to PsychTiger
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Masturbate on her back while she sleeps
I've already got that part covered.
Then move on to the face or legs...
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:44 pm to SEClint
Only buy screw cap white wine.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:47 pm to Cosmo
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She will have to ask you for help.
quote:
Why would I give myself more work
Dumb
There are moments in life where I am willing to cut off my nose to spite my face.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 2:01 pm to CamdenTiger
Sounds like some of y’all didn’t marry your best friend.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 2:13 pm to JimmyMcGoo
I just sneakily move all her shite so she thinks she's going crazy.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 2:15 pm to Kujo
Or, you could hide her vibrator.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 2:16 pm to Kujo
If she is cooking your meals, she is probably slowly poisoning you. How's that for some vengeance, biotch?
Posted on 4/7/21 at 2:17 pm to Kujo
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She will have to ask you for help.
Or throw it at you.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 2:46 pm to Kujo
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If your wife is mad at you, when she's not looking, grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can.
I like the way you think ????
Posted on 4/7/21 at 3:29 pm to Kujo
great timing. I was over at my sisters place last night and my BiL was saying how he always tightens lids as much as he can, then tries to get in one more quarter turn. That way, there will always be a need for him. He clearly learned the 'D' and first 'N' portion of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
This post was edited on 4/7/21 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 4/7/21 at 3:34 pm to Kujo
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If your wife is mad at you, when she's not looking, grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can.
She will have to ask you for help.
#vengeanceismine
Without question, your wife is being visited regularly by Jody if you're pulling this horse shite.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 3:43 pm to Kujo
quote:Don't be a dick. Talk to her. Ask her questions. Ones she cares about (regardless whether you do).
Husband life hack
This post was edited on 4/7/21 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 4/7/21 at 3:51 pm to Salmon
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she will just find something else to eat or just not eat, rather than ask for help
No
She’ll complain about it being too tight.
When you open it for her, she’ll say that she didn’t want you to open it. She just wanted you to hear her.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 3:59 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
Man, y'all have shitty wives.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 4:08 pm to Kujo
Dumb idea cause she'll GWT you back x 10.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 4:20 pm to Salmon
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she will just find something else to eat or just not eat, rather than ask for help
This is what mine would do. Stubborn is an understatement.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 4:31 pm to Kujo
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#vengeanceismine
#vaginaismine
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