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Husband life hack, tighten lids

Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:23 pm
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:23 pm
If your wife is mad at you, when she's not looking, grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can.

She will have to ask you for help.

#vengeanceismine
This post was edited on 4/7/21 at 1:30 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120321 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:23 pm to
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She will have to ask you for help.


Why would I give myself more work

Dumb
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35047 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:24 pm to
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She will have to ask you for help.


Or call Jody.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:24 pm to
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She will have to ask you for help.


no

she will just find something else to eat or just not eat, rather than ask for help

Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78101 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:25 pm to
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If your wife is mad at you, when she's not looking, grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can.
well this relationship should last for years
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65723 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:25 pm to
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grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can
Sounds like your sweetie isn’t into orally pleasuring you...
This post was edited on 4/7/21 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7811 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:25 pm to
Or put them on higher shelves so she can't reach them and hide the step stool

#wouldratherbepetty
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
2998 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:25 pm to
You're off to a good start, Kujo, but let's take your idea to the next level by tightening the lids of any medications she takes daily.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30139 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:26 pm to
Masturbate on her back while she sleeps
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37338 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:26 pm to
Mine would beat on the jar until it breaks, cut her foot on the glass, then blame me somehow.
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7548 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:27 pm to
*vengeance
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66853 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:28 pm to
Yeah, that sounds more like it.

It’s not often but when mine is upset with me, loosening jar lids ain’t getting me out of any dog house.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:29 pm to
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she will just find something else to eat or just not eat,


Sounds like could possibly work out...
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99093 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:29 pm to
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Masturbate on her back while she sleeps


I've already got that part covered.
Posted by Kujo
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Member since Dec 2015
6015 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:30 pm to
Thanks updated.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62453 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:31 pm to
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She will have to ask you


I’m out. Why make her talk more? C’mon
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65723 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:33 pm to
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Mine would beat on the jar until it breaks, cut her foot on the glass, then blame me somehow.
Well if you tightened the lid, it kinda would be your fault....
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:36 pm to
If my wife is already pissed off ( a better question is when is my wife not pissed off) she would probably just smash the jar, then go to the store and buy more.

So, no thank you.
Posted by wryder1
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2008
4179 posts
Posted on 4/7/21 at 1:39 pm to
I always respond, “anything you can do I can do better”.
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