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Kujo
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Husband life hack, tighten lids
If your wife is mad at you, when she's not looking, grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can.

She will have to ask you for help.

#vengeanceismine
This post was edited on 4/7 at 1:30 pm


Cosmo
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
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She will have to ask you for help.


Why would I give myself more work

Dumb


beerJeep
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
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She will have to ask you for help.


Or call Jody.


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Salmon
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
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She will have to ask you for help.


no

she will just find something else to eat or just not eat, rather than ask for help



CAD703X
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
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If your wife is mad at you, when she's not looking, grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can.
well this relationship should last for years


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soccerfüt
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
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grab things she likes to eat and tighten the lid as much as you can
Sounds like your sweetie isn’t into orally pleasuring you...
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Packer
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Member since May 2017
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
Or put them on higher shelves so she can't reach them and hide the step stool

#wouldratherbepetty


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Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
892 posts

re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
You're off to a good start, Kujo, but let's take your idea to the next level by tightening the lids of any medications she takes daily.


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Tyga Woods
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
Masturbate on her back while she sleeps


4LSU2
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
Mine would beat on the jar until it breaks, cut her foot on the glass, then blame me somehow.


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AndyCBR
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
*vengeance


Klark Kent
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
Yeah, that sounds more like it.

It’s not often but when mine is upset with me, loosening jar lids ain’t getting me out of any dog house.


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NYCAuburn
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
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she will just find something else to eat or just not eat,


Sounds like could possibly work out...


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PsychTiger
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
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Masturbate on her back while she sleeps


I've already got that part covered.


Kujo
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
Thanks updated.


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CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
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She will have to ask you


I’m out. Why make her talk more? C’mon


soccerfüt
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
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Mine would beat on the jar until it breaks, cut her foot on the glass, then blame me somehow.
Well if you tightened the lid, it kinda would be your fault....


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MorbidTheClown
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Ajo Devil
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Member since Sep 2006
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
If my wife is already pissed off ( a better question is when is my wife not pissed off) she would probably just smash the jar, then go to the store and buy more.

So, no thank you.


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wryder1
LSU Fan
Birmingham
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re: Husband life hack, tighten lids
I always respond, “anything you can do I can do better”.


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