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How’d those tax totals look on your last paystub

Posted on 12/20/24 at 4:37 am
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
6749 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 4:37 am
I’ll take a heaping helping of DOGE right over here Mr. Ramaswamy.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30831 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 4:40 am to
If they have enough to send “aid” to foreign countries then I don’t need to pay in at all.
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1426 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 5:18 am to
quote:

How’d those tax totals look on your last paystub


I was given a $75 Sonic gift card and my boss then added and subtracted $75 from my pay stub.

My actual pay only went down like a dollar, due to taxes. But seeing that negative sign on my paystub confused me and threw me into an unholy rage.

So I invited my boss out for a Sonic corn dog, on me, as a “thanks”. Y’all don’t wanna know where that corn dog ended up. Nobody gets to confuse me & my family like that and get away with.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
38967 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 5:31 am to
quote:

I was given a $75 Sonic gift card and my boss then added and subtracted $75 from my pay stub. My actual pay only went down like a dollar, due to taxes. But seeing that negative sign on my paystub confused me and threw me into an unholy rage. So I invited my boss out for a Sonic corn dog, on me, as a “thanks”. Y’all don’t wanna know where that corn dog ended up. Nobody gets to confuse me & my family like that and get away with.



Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39815 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:09 am to
2024 US income $0.00
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70230 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:16 am to
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2024 US income $0.00
I last had that value in 1976.

I’ve had Taxable income for every year since then.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14265 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:20 am to
I couldn't even be happy with my bonus because I was mad at the taxes that were pulled out of it
Posted by Boss
Member since Dec 2007
1645 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:25 am to
Over 100k in federal and state withholding. Government spending needs to be cut. Oh wait, we have a 36 trillion debt because of the slapdicks in charge.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9898 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:28 am to
quote:

Y’all don’t wanna know where that corn dog ended up.


Go ahead and eat that chocolate corn dog. Unless your boss is a she, she can make you a cherry flavored one, but she might like that too much.
This post was edited on 12/20/24 at 6:32 am
Posted by Cleary Rebels
Member since Oct 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:36 am to
Theft
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20988 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:40 am to
Same and will still owe at year end
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1426 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:40 am to
quote:

Unless your boss is a she,


Please don’t gender my boss. They’re an ogre.
Posted by OliverTwist225
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2021
547 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:40 am to
Taxation is theft.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45540 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:06 am to
I could use some DOGE in my life.
This post was edited on 12/20/24 at 7:08 am
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
5988 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:07 am to
Waaaay too much, I dred tax time.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
117144 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:09 am to
I don’t mind seeing my money go to support the Ukraine. If we don’t stop Putin now, we could be next.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79309 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:51 am to
quote:

I couldn't even be happy with my bonus because I was mad at the taxes that were pulled out of it



Bonus will be on this paycheck.

Checks stub, looks like Uncle Sam got the bonus and not me.



Posted by louisianamotocross
Member since Sep 2023
219 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:58 am to
Total tax year to date is $20,296.07

Claiming single and none but that is stunning. I guess I never look.
Posted by jclem11
Chief Nihilist
Member since Nov 2011
8963 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:59 am to
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Checks stub, looks like Uncle Sam got the bonus and not me.


The bonus withholding rate is only 22%. You can't do math very well if you think "Uncle Sat got the bonus."
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23600 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:00 am to
quote:

So I invited my boss out for a Sonic corn dog


You should have given him a Sonic Knuckle Sandwich
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