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re: How would you stop a lava flow?
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:05 pm to BayouNation
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:05 pm to BayouNation
This instantly made me think of the scene in Volcano where Stan, who is the same guy that played Drew Carey's cross dressing brother, saves the guy in the subway by tossing him 50 feet while he's melting in lava.
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Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:07 pm to TigerNlc
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Water hose.
Hose pipe
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:07 pm to MisterFaster
I figure a couple of those bigger yetis would work
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:07 pm to BayouNation
Look up the movie "Volcano" with Tommy Lee Jones.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:09 pm to BayouNation
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:30 pm to BayouNation
Piss on it.
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:31 pm to BayouNation
quote:Tell Chuck Norris it's a liberal.
How would you stop a lava flow?
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:49 pm to NYNolaguy1
Lava is going to do what lava wants to do
Posted on 5/7/18 at 2:51 pm to CAD703X
Round up all the TD trash and a tanker ship full nat light tell em drink all ya want pee on the flow. Might not smell that good but aughta work 
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:01 pm to MisterFaster
Reminds me of a scene in the South Park episode Volcano where South Park is saved by rediverting the lava into a trench.
Where did the lava end up coming out? Denver.
Where did the lava end up coming out? Denver.
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:02 pm to BayouNation
Bigger lava
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:06 pm to BayouNation
This seemed to work pretty well in 1997.
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:10 pm to BayouNation
Blow up a skyscraper to divert it into a trench you made to the ocean
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:16 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:16 pm to deltaland
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Blow up a skyscraper to divert it into a trench you made to the ocean
If that fails, then you have to switch gears. You don't stop the lava flow. You get into the nearest truck and drive it into an abandoned mineshaft, nearly killing yourself but ultimately protecting yourself. You have to get another truck because your original truck, that you drove across a creek under water, has been destroyed by the aforementioned lava.
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:33 pm to BayouNation
Turn off my mixtape
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:35 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Come up with a flow that’s hotter than lava’s
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:36 pm to BayouNation
Build a wall of these. Can even stop a black hole probably.
Posted on 5/7/18 at 3:39 pm to BayouNation
Throw a pig into the erupting volcano.
What lava god does not like some bacon.
What lava god does not like some bacon.
Posted on 5/7/18 at 4:16 pm to BayouNation
Have Chuck Norris come down and tell it to Stop!
This post was edited on 5/7/18 at 4:17 pm
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