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Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:49 pm to
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:49 pm to
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I may have faked an orgasm or two in my life,


Wait wut? Tell us all about it
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:50 pm to
This post was edited on 2/21/18 at 2:51 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:50 pm to
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DFWTiger80


this thread pretty much answers all of trillhog's question.
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:52 pm to
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After another big fight this morning


LMAO
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1152 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:52 pm to
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Wuss. You're being blackmailed by a mere con artist.


I am not.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:53 pm to
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Wait wut? Tell us all about it


The trick to faking it for a guy is to hurry and go down on her afterwards. Like you're all chivalrous eating your own goo, saving her a trip to the bathroom immediately afterwards, when there really isn't any. You're just shitcanned drunk and tired of frickin for the night.

You're welcome!
This post was edited on 2/21/18 at 2:54 pm
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1152 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:53 pm to
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NOT a lesbian.


Lesbian, or a really pathetic schmuck.
Unless you plan on one day hanging out with people from this site in real life(which I doubt since you're a long time lurker) you should just let everyone believe you're a lesbian.
This post was edited on 2/21/18 at 2:55 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:55 pm to
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mikelbr


Man, thanks for the info. I would never have figured that out
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32443 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:55 pm to
Sigh another alter
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11231 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 2:56 pm to
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Although there is a possibility the brain tumor is not real


Start telling yourself it is NOT REAL. It doesn't matter if it is or not at this point; she is not your responsibility. And she never was. I know you feel responsible for her, but it's time to try very hard to cut the guilt you feel. Borderline people will say and do anything to get what they want, especially when it comes to the threat of abandonment. Arguing with her is 100% pointless, as you know. So is trying to reason with her.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 2/21/18 at 3:00 pm to
I say put her on the street in front of target begging. She can make boucoup bucks.
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3370 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 3:10 pm to
She's had a brain tumor for a 1yr 9mos? Yeah ok
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1152 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 3:37 pm to
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After another big fight this morning, I've taken steps today to rid her of my life.


Don't kill yourself dummy!
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 2/21/18 at 3:42 pm to
Downvoted without reading, probably the right call.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113970 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 3:42 pm to
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She has threatened me, basically saying that she has nothing to lose, and if I put her on the streets, she will kill me. She is connected to some underground organized crime figures, so it is a threat I take seriously.
She also has a vehicle that is in my name. Her health insurance is through my employer.


This is where you fricked up..

Can you put someone on your insurance if you are not married to them?

The whole underground crime thing is just too far out there. And if you live on the other side of the country what is she going to do?

How long did the doctors give her to live?

If she is fricking other dudes why are you still supporting her? Let one of them take care of her.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 2/21/18 at 3:44 pm to
Congrats on dating geauxgirl
Posted by Tiger in the Sticks
Back in the Boot
Member since Jan 2007
1432 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 3:51 pm to
Two words.
Gaslighting.
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
59532 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 4:00 pm to
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I may have faked an orgasm or two in my life,

I KNEW it!!

Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 4:32 pm to
Sell the house by finding the largest / ex-cop now realtor you can find. Offer a cash bonus over the commission. Slash your own car tires making the car inoperable. Drop her from health insurance. Send her a bag of feces in the mail. Enjoy!
This post was edited on 2/21/18 at 6:51 pm
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9207 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 4:45 pm to
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Start telling yourself it is NOT REAL. It doesn't matter if it is or not at this point; she is not your responsibility. And she never was. I know you feel responsible for her, but it's time to try very hard to cut the guilt you feel. Borderline people will say and do anything to get what they want, especially when it comes to the threat of abandonment. Arguing with her is 100% pointless, as you know. So is trying to reason with her.




THIS THIS THIS

My crazy chick had her whole circle of friends believing she had a brain tumor. Ask any of them, they really thought she did.

I mean, what kind of piece of shite lies about something like that? BREAKING NEWS - THE KIND YOU ARE DATING.

Mine went as far as disappearing for weeks at a time because she was supposed to be in the hospital. She had tons of prescription meds that she took. She was a master at keeping all the lies organized and inline.

But it's just a house of cards. And for my situation I finally just decided I don't care if all our friends think I'm a piece of shite for breaking up with a dying girl. I can't take this shite anymore. The manipulation, lies, irrational screaming fights, guilt trips, she pulled no punches. But I finally broke it off.

Then the fun really began. BPD people HATE fricking HATE being alone. She called and text incessantly begging me to take her back. Promised to change, promised all kinds of weird shite.

Nope, I'm done.


About 6 weeks later I ran in to her "best friend". BFF said she had also backed away from crazy girl because she couldn't take her shite. We start comparing notes and all of a sudden the cracks in the wall of lies began to appear. We suddenly both had a chilling thought... what if the cancer isn't real either?

BFF called her and confronted her. Crazy denied for a few minutes but as BFF revealed more and more of her lies on her she finally gave in and admitted it was ALL A LIE.

Crazy ended up sending out a mass e-mail half confessing and saying she was "seeking help" to deal with her "challenges". Then she disappeared. She lost her whole friends group. Which was pretty much every bike racer in the Houston/Austin scene.

She lost the activity she loved the most, bike racing and riding. There wasn't one rider that didn't feel betrayed and lied to over her shite. She lost it all.

She had to start over with a whole new friends group I guess. She's just lucky Houston is big enough that there is a fresh pool of people to lie to.

The terrible irony to her story: her dad died of cancer last year. The disease she pretended to suffer from took her father from her. How fricked up is that?

There's a lesson in Karma for you.
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