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How to tell fake from real

Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:27 am
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:27 am
OT Baws, with more and more chicks and trannies getting higher quality plastic jobs these days, what’s the best way to tell if a chick has fake nose, boobs, arse, lips, etc before it’s too late?
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:28 am to
Look at their crotch area, naked. Obviously at that point, work with what they’ve got. But at least you’ll know.
This post was edited on 8/7/19 at 7:29 am
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
87075 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:29 am to
Anal probing is what I hear. It’s the only true way to find out.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20338 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:29 am to
quote:

OT Baws, with more and more chicks and trannies getting higher quality plastic jobs these days,

Got one home and got a surprise huh?
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:30 am to
I would say I’m about to go to Thailand on vacation soon but the fake plastic is also a big issue at home.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1646 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:31 am to
These responses should be interesting.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171903 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:33 am to
quote:

what’s the best way to tell if a chick has fake nose, boobs, arse, lips, etc


If you can't tell, you make be on the spectrum or have another disorder where facial recognition is impaired.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
40005 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:33 am to
Touch em

If it doesn’t feel like a bag of sand, it’s fake
This post was edited on 8/7/19 at 7:34 am
Posted by commode
North Shore
Member since Dec 2012
1231 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:39 am to
If she looks really hot, it is probably fake. A hottie these days that has no work done is like a unicorn.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
100346 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:42 am to
roll with it. a mouth is a mouth, amirite?
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
26224 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:45 am to
quote:

How to tell fake from real


The real ones are too high class to talk to OT baws. Just be glad for what you get.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
40005 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:52 am to
$15 is $15
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12508 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 7:53 am to
Just ask her straight up if she’s had any work done. Chicks dig that.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56969 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:10 am to
Trannies that try to bang normal dudes should go to jail for rape

If they like having sex with men they’d love jail
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
8975 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:25 am to
No problem for me. When you look like I do, the chubby ugly ones are a better option. They are almost always natural.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137059 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:27 am to
Give em the Mick Dundee


Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31708 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:28 am to
Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft and Swallow the gravy

Then you know it’s a dude. Time to GTFO

Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
18153 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Give em the Mick Dundee


Beat me to it. But be sure to have a lot of "Bail Money" because everyone is so offended today and going to feel massively violated.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
71003 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:38 am to
Crocodile Dundee taught us how back in the 80's.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 8/7/19 at 8:41 am to
I have found that in a significant number of cases, a woman choosing such "enhancements" has some small to severe mental issues that can be exhibit in small (less detectable) to severe (very detectable) train wrecks and decision-making skills in their life.

So look beyond the looks.. and see what's there.
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