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re: How realistic are erectile dysfunction stock photos?
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:51 am to Ssubba
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:51 am to Ssubba
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These guys look like an existential crisis hit them mid sex.
Mid sex? Only one of the photos shows a woman who might even be slightly unclothed. The rest of them look like their more prepared for housecleaning than sex. Hell, one of the guy's even looks like he still has on what he wore to the office. Doesn't look like dysfunction, it looks more like disinterest.
Oh, and just to stir up some crap, how long before the homosexual crowd steps up and whines that they are not represented in the ED issue? I mean it has to be a thing with them also, right?
But to answer your original question, I would say not realistic, although I haven't had actual personal experience (yet anyway).
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:54 am to Ssubba
It’s happened to me occasionally before after a long stressful day in the 100 degree heat at work. She will want to and I’ll try and it just ain’t gonna happen. It doesn’t upset me cause I just wanted to go to sleep in the first place. She gets a little upset cause she thinks it’s lack of attraction to her or something but I just say no I don’t feel good I’m tired and stressed and I’m just ready to sleep. If it was her then it would be a constant problem, not one random day when everything worked fine every day for the whole week prior
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:58 am to Ssubba
The only reason a guy would have difficulty in getting it up for these women, is if they are constantly really bitchy and regularly are turning them down and they finally watch a particular Hallmark movie that puts them in a rare good mood.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:59 am to Ssubba
None. All of those guys are 30 at best, and the women are good looking.
The main reason 50+ year old men can't get it up is because they are married to 50+ year old women.
The main reason 50+ year old men can't get it up is because they are married to 50+ year old women.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:01 am to deltaland
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It’s happened to me occasionally before
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It doesn’t upset me cause I just wanted to go to sleep in the first place
quote:Sounds exactly like me a few years ago. I used to tell myself all these same excuses. I finally went to the doctor, and it changed my life. He told me my latent homosexuality was contributing to my inability to get erect around my wife. I suspect this may be your problem as well.
I don’t feel good I’m tired and stressed and I’m just ready to sleep.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:03 am to Ssubba
Believe those dudes just have coke dick.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:04 am to Mr Clean
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IRL the women are more pissed
And suspicious of an affair.
OR elated, because woman having an affair and now doesn't have to attempt miserable limp guilt sex
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:07 am to Low T Lounge
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e. He told me my latent homosexuality was contributing to my inability to get erect around my wife. I
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y Low T Lounge
Name checks out
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:08 am to Ssubba
In my experience not realistic at all.
If I've got a case of the whiskey dick, my head is buried between her legs.
If your soldier doesn't want to stand at attention, you can either cry like a bitch, or adapt and overcome.
If I've got a case of the whiskey dick, my head is buried between her legs.
If your soldier doesn't want to stand at attention, you can either cry like a bitch, or adapt and overcome.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:13 am to blueboxer1119
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No interracial couples?
That's a first.
It's all white guys. Probably just took the safe route.
It would probably be deemed racist to say that it can happen to an interracial couple.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:17 am to Ssubba
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These guys look like an existential crisis hit them mid sex.
those guys looks are more like the bitches just told them, "honey, there'll be no TD today, we're going to go spend the day with my parents"
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:18 am to Ssubba
If this ever does happen, I'm just going to say, "tonight's all about you," and go down on her until she either has a seizure or she gets a Charlie horse.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:19 am to noonan
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It's all white guys. Probably just took the safe route. It would probably be deemed racist to say that it can happen to an interracial couple.
Everything in life is hard on a black man, wake up. White privilege makes a man soft.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:27 am to Ssubba
No way I'd ever be the dude in the second picture, although we look remarkably similar.
She would have to bat it down while shopping for groceries and shite
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:30 am to DarthRebel

Love the rocket on his desk.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:30 am to Ssubba
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Just noticed all these guys are having sex in their pajamas during broad daylight. Must be some real passive income ballers.
Heck, the guy in the first photo is in a button down and blue jeans. His problem isn't ED, it's that he ain't doing it right.

Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:34 am to noonan
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It's all white guys. Probably just took the safe route.
It's the second part in the saying about black people:
Black don't crack, and the pole don't slack.
let the brothers have this one, you racist. The only thing on them that hasn't ben held down for 800 years and you wanna paint them as limp dick too?
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:45 am to Ssubba
I'd still be trying to stuff it in there, not crying on the bedside.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:55 am to Ssubba
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This post was edited on 12/11/20 at 9:30 pm
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