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How pointless are gated communities without guards?

Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:22 pm
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40546 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:22 pm
If some dipshit is fumbling around with the gate code, am I supposed to wait all night for them to figure it out or do I use my clicker to open it? Especially if I need to take an urgent dump.

Edited- without guards is what I meant
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 10:26 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:23 pm to
Gotta get a guardshack.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:24 pm to
Without a guard a gated community is pointless.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18806 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:25 pm to
where my buddy lives, if you don't have a clicker, you don't get in unless you give your info to the guard and the homeowner ok'ed entry.
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40546 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:27 pm to
I'm a poor, we couldn't afford guards at this place
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15638 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:30 pm to
Can't tell you how many idiots would sit at the gate entrance and press random buttons on the box while I waited.

Some would sit in the front parking lot and wait for me to drive thru then fly in behind me before the gate closed.
Posted by markasaurus
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
2996 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:30 pm to
a guards just a worthless imo. usually some retired guy who's way past his prime just cashing in a check.

my advice, don't live on first floor, and from there have renters insurance and a nice 870 pump under the bed and just live your life
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:41 pm to
Gated communities are only meant to keep the riff raff out, not the criminally minded.

For that they work well. Beyond that, you need guards of course to stop the criminal element.
Posted by htran90
BC
Member since Dec 2012
30111 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

How pointless are gated communities without guards?



what about a supposed to be gated community without a gate?

Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

I'm a poor, we couldn't afford guards at this place



Well, then, you suffer.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:06 am to
Gates are for poors. We have a bear moat.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113959 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:10 am to
Man, this is a good question. There is a gated community I go in on a regular basis that has a guard shack. It has a sign that says "do not enter without permission" but there has never been a person assigned to work there to stop anyone from going in.

It really just seems like its there just so they can say they are a gated community.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62797 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:17 am to
quote:

How pointless are gated communities without guards?

You can still boast on Facebook about how you live in a gated community.
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 1:43 am to
I do this too. I hate letting people in to my gated community. If you don't know the code, or if you can't get in without assistance, you don't belong there.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 1:51 am to
What if a chocolate starfish was really edible? What if it was really chocolate? Would you order it as an edible arrangement?

Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4622 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 3:56 am to
Seems like a gate is better than nothing. Criminals look for the softest targets. A secured gate, assuming it's part of a perimeter wall, would present a deterrent imo.

I know this because I'm a criminal.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 4:17 am to
I don't bother with guards, I just have my personal security detail.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4086 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 4:22 am to
HOAs and gates = property encumbered with fees to make 'management' companies rich. Actual rich people have their own walls and more than the .22 acre postage stamp lot.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 6:26 am to
The Pelican Point "guard" is the biggest waste of money.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 6:48 am to
quote:

If some dipshit is fumbling around with the gate code, am I supposed to wait all night for them to figure it out or do I use my clicker to open it? Especially if I need to take an urgent dump.

Edited- without guards is what I meant




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