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re: How One Texas County Is Fighting 43,000 Monkeys
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:01 pm to rickgrimes
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:01 pm to rickgrimes
quote:
Texans bought land in Brazoria County looking for solitude
The thought of solitude anywhere within 75 miles of downtown Houston is laughable
Also this shrimper owns 1100 acres and a retired vet owns 900 acres? Not buying that. Those numbers are inflated for sure.
This post was edited on 1/2/24 at 9:04 pm
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Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:02 pm to Oswald
quote:what’s wrong with culture?
Is this the one we can say, or the one we can’t say?
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:03 pm to rickgrimes
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:05 pm to rickgrimes
Im here for the jokes
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:06 pm to OweO
quote:
Im here for the jokes
You should be here for the cheap labor. That remote control's not gonna levitate across the room to you.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:09 pm to rickgrimes
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:12 pm to turnpiketiger
Most of that area is low palmetto type woods. Lots of pigs and deer.
And I know the vet. Guy made a fortune in the little town he worked in.
And I know the vet. Guy made a fortune in the little town he worked in.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:13 pm to SuperOcean
One "good" hurricane and Texas has a monkey problem.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:13 pm to rickgrimes
quote:
who built a retreat on about 900 acres for his family and grandchildren. “Now a monkey farm is my neighbor.”
How close do you have to be on 900 acres for your "neighbor" to really affect you, especially with noise?
I mean they are way out in the baboondocks.
This post was edited on 1/2/24 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:32 pm to fr33manator
quote:
I mean they are way out in the baboondocks.
Kinda catchy
Lord, have mercy on the boy from down in the baboondocks
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:34 pm to rickgrimes
quote:
Last year, a $12 billion biomedical research firm quietly bought more than 500 acres of land in a sleepy corner of the county and shared a plan to house up to 43,200 monkeys on the property.
You could make so many movies from this line.
Super Soldier mind controlled monkey experiments gone awry
Dr Fauci type of Pathogenic outbreak
Monkey-Human gene splicing using illegal immigrants
Monkeys escaping at night and terrorizing people in their homes
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:37 pm to OweO
DAMMIT CHRIS
THE JOKES KEEP GETTING WHACKED
THEY WARNED US
THE JOKES KEEP GETTING WHACKED
THEY WARNED US
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:37 pm to rickgrimes
Sounds like someone is in the monkey business.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:38 pm to Buzz Lightbeer
NOLA has the same exact issue.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 10:01 pm to Dragula
quote:
And here I thought it was going to be land that bordered with Louisiana.
The Tulane Primate Research Center in Covington has over 5,000
This post was edited on 1/2/24 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 1/2/24 at 10:04 pm to rickgrimes
quote:this could be any large and midsized city in the Deep South
How One Texas County Is Fighting 43,000 Monkeys
Posted on 1/2/24 at 10:06 pm to rickgrimes
They'll all be talking on speakerphone loud af
Posted on 1/2/24 at 10:33 pm to rickgrimes
I think I read that book in elementary school. Beware of the head monkey Jimbo, he's a crafty one....
Posted on 1/2/24 at 10:38 pm to terd ferguson
quote:Bruh. I spit out my water. Hahahaha
They'll all be talking on speakerphone loud af
Posted on 1/2/24 at 10:57 pm to rickgrimes
quote:All dead except Micky Dolenz.
Then they heard about the monkeys.
He was born in ‘45, I can’t imagine he’d be too bad of a neighbor.
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