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How One Texas County Is Fighting 43,000 Monkeys

Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:08 pm
Posted by rickgrimes
Member since Jan 2011
4180 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:08 pm
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Texans bought land in Brazoria County looking for solitude. Then they heard about the monkeys. 

Last year, a $12 billion biomedical research firm quietly bought more than 500 acres of land in a sleepy corner of the county and shared a plan to house up to 43,200 monkeys on the property. 

Now, the neighbors want them out. 
“How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?” asked Jason Robert, a shrimper who owns about 1,100 acres near the plot. “I’m sure they’re not quiet.”

“I thought this would be a place to get away from everything,” said John Stern, a retired veterinarian who built a retreat on about 900 acres for his family and grandchildren. “Now a monkey farm is my neighbor.”

Charles River Laboratories, the new neighbor, housed nearly 19,000 monkeys in half a dozen states in fiscal year 2022, according to U.S. Department of Agriculture records. The company, based in Wilmington, Mass., sells the animals for research and, under contract to universities, biotech and pharma companies, runs tests on the animals in its own facilities. 

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Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21093 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:10 pm to
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“How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?” asked Jason Robert, a shrimper who owns about 1,100 acres near the plot. “I’m sure they’re not quiet.”


Holy shite a shrimper found something new to cry about!
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77936 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:13 pm to
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How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?


Nope. Not gonna crack that joke.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14723 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:14 pm to
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How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?” asked Jason Robert, a shrimper who owns about 1,100 acres near the plot. “I’m sure they’re not quiet.”


It’s called culture you a-hole.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17297 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:16 pm to
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I’m sure they’re not quiet.


So the complaints are coming in before they even know? Sounds like an HOA.
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1123 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:16 pm to
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How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?


Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259981 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:18 pm to
I was hoping they escaped..
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
26992 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:18 pm to
NIMBY arse little bitches
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19245 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:19 pm to
LINK

Watch this, Nolan Ryan discusses the Texas Snow Monkeys.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94905 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:24 pm to
If they are lucky, this just becomes a viral story of how to dispose of 43,000 dead monkeys.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27672 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:26 pm to
Nolan Ryan was the ambassador of getting rid of them

Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49532 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:27 pm to
First you make a roux...

Money brains and scrambled eggs?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21376 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:27 pm to
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4870 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:32 pm to
And here I thought it was going to be land that bordered with Louisiana.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10860 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

“How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?”


They’re no louder than occasional gunfire.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3448 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:33 pm to
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It’s called culture you a-hole.

Is this the one we can say, or the one we can’t say?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141689 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:36 pm to
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Is this the one we can say, or the one we can’t say?
the conventional spelling is permitted, but context can still frick you up

Ebonic nomenclature can get you Siberia -- I speak from personal experience...
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1153 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

Watch this, Nolan Ryan discusses the Texas Snow Monkeys


Well, he is from Brazoria County.
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7890 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:53 pm to
Just be glad it is your basic monkey and not 43,000 Sheboons
Posted by 31TIGERS
Mike’s habitat
Member since Dec 2004
7219 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:01 pm to
Clicked on this thread waiting to hear about illegal immigrants.

I’ll see myself out now.
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