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How One Texas County Is Fighting 43,000 Monkeys
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:08 pm
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Texans bought land in Brazoria County looking for solitude. Then they heard about the monkeys.
Last year, a $12 billion biomedical research firm quietly bought more than 500 acres of land in a sleepy corner of the county and shared a plan to house up to 43,200 monkeys on the property.
Now, the neighbors want them out.
“How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?” asked Jason Robert, a shrimper who owns about 1,100 acres near the plot. “I’m sure they’re not quiet.”
“I thought this would be a place to get away from everything,” said John Stern, a retired veterinarian who built a retreat on about 900 acres for his family and grandchildren. “Now a monkey farm is my neighbor.”
Charles River Laboratories, the new neighbor, housed nearly 19,000 monkeys in half a dozen states in fiscal year 2022, according to U.S. Department of Agriculture records. The company, based in Wilmington, Mass., sells the animals for research and, under contract to universities, biotech and pharma companies, runs tests on the animals in its own facilities.
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Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:10 pm to rickgrimes
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“How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?” asked Jason Robert, a shrimper who owns about 1,100 acres near the plot. “I’m sure they’re not quiet.”
Holy shite a shrimper found something new to cry about!
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:13 pm to rickgrimes
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How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?
Nope. Not gonna crack that joke.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:14 pm to rickgrimes
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How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?” asked Jason Robert, a shrimper who owns about 1,100 acres near the plot. “I’m sure they’re not quiet.”
It’s called culture you a-hole.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:16 pm to rickgrimes
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I’m sure they’re not quiet.
So the complaints are coming in before they even know? Sounds like an HOA.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:16 pm to SG_Geaux
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How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:18 pm to rickgrimes
I was hoping they escaped..
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:18 pm to rickgrimes
NIMBY arse little bitches
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:19 pm to rickgrimes
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:24 pm to rickgrimes
If they are lucky, this just becomes a viral story of how to dispose of 43,000 dead monkeys.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:26 pm to teke184
Nolan Ryan was the ambassador of getting rid of them
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:27 pm to rickgrimes
First you make a roux...
Money brains and scrambled eggs?
Money brains and scrambled eggs?
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:32 pm to rickgrimes
And here I thought it was going to be land that bordered with Louisiana.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:32 pm to rickgrimes
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“How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?”
They’re no louder than occasional gunfire.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:33 pm to Indfanfromcol
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It’s called culture you a-hole.
Is this the one we can say, or the one we can’t say?
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:36 pm to Oswald
quote:the conventional spelling is permitted, but context can still frick you up
Is this the one we can say, or the one we can’t say?
Ebonic nomenclature can get you Siberia -- I speak from personal experience...
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:40 pm to The Torch
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Watch this, Nolan Ryan discusses the Texas Snow Monkeys
Well, he is from Brazoria County.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 8:53 pm to rickgrimes
Just be glad it is your basic monkey and not 43,000 Sheboons
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:01 pm to rickgrimes
Clicked on this thread waiting to hear about illegal immigrants.
I’ll see myself out now.
I’ll see myself out now.
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