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re: How much do I tip the baw that drives my new truck to me?

Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:15 pm to
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You're better than this. I, unfortunately, will need to revoke my proxy to you and officially grant Sun God

Holy frick I’m finally rich
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15840 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:22 pm to
Offer him a cold beer.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12812 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:25 pm to
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the salesman


His commission should be enough to cover it
Posted by KurtSchrute
Member since Oct 2017
820 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:26 pm to
.treefiddy cents per mile.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39233 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:29 pm to
20%
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4898 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:32 pm to
$5.833333 per minute both ways
This post was edited on 5/9/22 at 8:33 pm
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6430 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:35 pm to
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Too hot brother


quote:

Mingo Was His NameO


That's what a fattie would say. Take a lap.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15154 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:52 pm to
He's going to have some minimum wage car wash guy drive it over and smoke the tires at every red light and stop sign

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65877 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:59 pm to
Congrats on your new “truck”.

Like dogs, vehicles seem to take after their owners.

Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72615 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 9:00 pm to
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$5.833333 per minute both ways



At least you were creative with the worn-out joke...
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3935 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 9:03 pm to
A blowjob outta be sufficient.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 9:15 pm to
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He's going to have some minimum wage car wash guy drive it over and smoke the tires at every red light and stop sign


He drove it and refused my cash. I felt like it was one of those transactions where I offer and he refuses out of courtesy for both parties.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14034 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 9:32 pm to
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Mingo Was His NameO
By a truck at the absolute worst time ever, when over paying is unavoidable, get raked over the coals on the deal and you still want to pay more??? What a fkn moron you are boy. You should blow the dude.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65877 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 9:40 pm to
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I felt like it was one of those transactions where I offer and he refuses out of courtesy for both parties.
Aggie Board with your shite, svp.



Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 9:44 pm to
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By a truck at the absolute worst time ever, when over paying is unavoidable, get raked over the coals on the deal and you still want to pay more??? What a fkn moron you are boy. You should blow the dude.


Hate that for you.

My old vehicle was totaled... I guess I could have gotten a bike.

It ain't nothin but change anyway playa
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 10:31 pm to
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He drove it and refused my cash. I felt like it was one of those transactions where I offer and he refuses out of courtesy for both parties

Sounds like you handled it like a pro. Well done Mingo
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2964 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 11:26 pm to
Anything less than $1,000 and you’re a poor.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59753 posts
Posted on 5/10/22 at 3:43 am to
Only thing I ask for is they remove their shitty looking dealership badges
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