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How many times in your adult life have you legit shite your pants

Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:11 pm
That was just number 5 for me
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
4793 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:12 pm to
4 or 5
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35045 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:12 pm to
Never trust a fart.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35179 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:12 pm to
Not 5
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48575 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:12 pm to
3 or 4. Always a humbling experience
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14174 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:14 pm to
I shart from time to time. Get the drizzles a little.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14174 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:15 pm to
But i've only done full on turds in pants once. It's weird to have pants filled with shite.
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2655 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:16 pm to
I wasn’t eating enough fiber recently. When I had to go I had 30 seconds to make it to a bathroom. Probably 4x in a 2 year span.

I haven’t shot my pants in 2019!
Posted by doubleh
Avoyelles
Member since Mar 2018
529 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:17 pm to
Last time I did it I was very intoxicated and trusted a fart in bed. Very bad idea but just rolled over and dealt with it in the morning.
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:17 pm to
I was up to a pretty high count when I realized you said "in your adult life".

Once that I can remember, but it was grim.
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 9:19 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155689 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:17 pm to
I once shat myself and had a wet dream during night 2 of the flu 3 years ago.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48575 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

But i've only done full on turds in pants once. It's weird to have pants filled with shite.

About two weeks into my first job out of college I was walking out of the door of my apartment and trusted a fart that I shouldn't have. shite all over myself.

I was worried about being late being such a new employee that I called my boss and told him the truth. He laughed his arse off at me
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35179 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

I haven’t shot my pants in 2019!



Proud of you baw.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98190 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:20 pm to
I had a close call last week. I was doing the stiff legged walk from my truck to the bathroom.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15331 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:20 pm to
4. I almost did at work today.
Posted by DCtiger1
Panama City Beach
Member since Jul 2009
8778 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:25 pm to
Once. I was sick and Trusted a fart. Went and stood in line at the post office, dropped my truck off at the body shop and went to Walmart. Got home, took off my jeans and there was a big arse brown stain. All I could do was laugh
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 9:26 pm
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33905 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:26 pm to
Lost count.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5140 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:27 pm to
3. All been bad
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:27 pm to
4-5

Maybe 6
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:28 pm to
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