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re: How many times in your adult life have you legit shite your pants
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:28 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:28 pm to Mr Personality
Never in my pants but on two occasions I just managed to get my pants down and sprayed the toilet before I was able to sit down.
Pissing myself is more my style.
Pissing myself is more my style.
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Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:30 pm to Mr Personality
How are you counting sharts?
Are they equal to 3/5 of a person's shite?
Are they equal to 3/5 of a person's shite?
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:33 pm to Kafka
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How are you counting sharts?
Depending on this my number might be much higher
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:38 pm to Mr Personality
I don't remember ever shitting in my pants, but one time I had to drop my pants and shite behind a bush next to tiger stadium. Luckily it was 7AM and there weren't many people around. It was bad, and of course I didn't have anything to wipe with, so I had to pull my pants up, find the nearest bathroom, wiped down and threw those boxers away.
Another time I sharted the bed in a hotel. I just rolled up half the sheets, took a shower and went back to sleep. Left a tip for room service.
Another time I sharted the bed in a hotel. I just rolled up half the sheets, took a shower and went back to sleep. Left a tip for room service.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:39 pm to Mr Personality
Depends on the level of “shite your pants.”
One thing I’ve learned is that, especially when you are sick and on meds, clench your cheeks when you cough or sneeze and don’t trust farts
One thing I’ve learned is that, especially when you are sick and on meds, clench your cheeks when you cough or sneeze and don’t trust farts
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:41 pm to Mr Personality
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This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 7:00 am
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:45 pm to Mr Personality
Once, in Navy bootcamp. I wasn’t used to the Navy chow and it did a number on my stomach one day. Unfortunately this happened to be the day our RTC decided to spend the entire afternoon practicing marching drill on the parade grounds. Up and down we marched for nearly four hours, my desperation growing by the minute. The nearest toilets were a couple of miles away at the barracks, and we weren’t allowed to go anywhere by ourselves. My only option was to address our RTC in front of my entire division to request that we all go back to the barracks so that I could use the head. I refused to even consider that option. Around hour 3 I was in agony. It was also a hot day which made the discomfort even worse. At that point one of the bigger retards in our division fricked up which royally pissed off our RTC, so he decided to PT us on the spot. I made it through a round of pushups but the crunches were more than I could take, with the result of me literally losing control of my bowels. shite hot liquid all over my PT sweatpants. You couldn’t really visually tell because we were all sweating our asses off, but it smelled god awful. On the march back to the barracks all the other recruits were gagging lol. Good times!
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:47 pm to Patfic15
quote:The further into adulthood you get, the more likely you'll shite your pants.
0. Because I'm an adult.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:56 pm to Mr Personality
Once on a first date.
Once in the streets of Venice on my First honeymoon.
Once yesterday due to stomach virus.
Three for sure.
Once in the streets of Venice on my First honeymoon.
Once yesterday due to stomach virus.
Three for sure.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:57 pm to L5UT1ger
quote:Same woman?
Once on a first date.
Once in the streets of Venice on my First honeymoon.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:03 pm to Korkstand
Threads like this make me feel a lot better about myself, even if I can’t explain where all my “good underwear” went.
“I don’t know, I throw them in the dirty clothes. You tell me!”
“I don’t know, I throw them in the dirty clothes. You tell me!”
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:23 pm to Mr Personality
Not many, but the last was a few months ago. I've been on a diet and lost 40 pounds. Side effect is I've been shitting like crazy. I guess cleaning myself out.
One day I ate a salad from Jersey Mike's and they dosed it in tons of oil and vinegar. I got back on the interstate and 30 minutes later I was about to blow it in my car seat. My butt was telling me it was coming out no matter what I did.
I pulled into a shopping center and tried to make it into the Barnes and Noble bathroom. I got half way thru the store when it started coming. Luckily what did come out was in my underwear and not my pants. I threw the underwear in the trash and free balled it the rest of the day.
One day I ate a salad from Jersey Mike's and they dosed it in tons of oil and vinegar. I got back on the interstate and 30 minutes later I was about to blow it in my car seat. My butt was telling me it was coming out no matter what I did.
I pulled into a shopping center and tried to make it into the Barnes and Noble bathroom. I got half way thru the store when it started coming. Luckily what did come out was in my underwear and not my pants. I threw the underwear in the trash and free balled it the rest of the day.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:24 pm to Mr Personality
I've come really close recently on some long road trips where I'm miles away from any gas station
My biggest fear was shitting in the damn convenient store running for the bathroom
My biggest fear was shitting in the damn convenient store running for the bathroom
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:28 pm to Mr Personality
Probably 5. The worse time was when I was still a classroom teacher. Was going over D Day and damn if I didn’t go right there. Had to run home and shower
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:30 pm to Icoachfb
quote:
The worse time was when I was still a classroom teacher. Was going over D Day and damn if I didn’t go right there.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:32 pm to Mr Personality
O/U on number of LLotOT posting in here - 0.5
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:33 pm to Icoachfb
quote:War is hell
Wass going over D Day and damn if I didn’t go right there. Had to run home and shower
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:37 pm to PoppaD
quote:
I threw the underwear in the trash and free balled it the rest of the day.
That stinks. Was it good underwear?
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:38 pm to tiger114
quote:
O/U on number of LLotOT posting in here - 0.5
The ladies of the OT are fricking disgusting and I’d rather shite pure blood than get within 10 miles of their stank puss
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:39 pm to Mr Personality
By accident or on purpose?
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