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re: How many times in your adult life have you legit shite your pants
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:40 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:40 pm to Mr Personality
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The ladies of the OT are fricking disgusting and I’d rather shite pure blood than get within 10 miles of their stank puss
I’m still in love with ELT. She doesn’t fit your description.
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Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:41 pm to Mr Personality
Breaking wind with confidence, is WAY UNDERRATED!
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:42 pm to Mr Personality
Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich in Gonzales. Shite trying to get to a bathroom in gramercy.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:44 pm to ItzMe1972
quote:it gives you such a feeling of power
Breaking wind with confidence, is WAY UNDERRATED!
"Yeah I pushed, but nothin' came out bitch... frick WITH ME."
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:52 pm to Mr Personality
Exactly zero.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 10:59 pm to soccerfüt
quote:You say that as if it's something to be proud of
Exactly zero
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:03 pm to soccerfüt
Gfy
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:04 pm to Kafka
OK, I’m changing my answer to the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:07 pm to soccerfüt
frick them
Vasil Levski GOAT
Vasil Levski GOAT
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:19 pm to S
quote:
I once shat myself and had a wet dream during night 2 of the flu 3 years ago
My god...... Lol!!!!
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:28 pm to biscuitsngravy
It checks out
I was fricking this chick and she said it was her first anal
I cummed right as she shite
We sprayed each other but it was pretty cool
I was fricking this chick and she said it was her first anal
I cummed right as she shite
We sprayed each other but it was pretty cool
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:30 pm to Mr Personality
3 to 50 times.
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:33 pm to Mr Personality
4 or 5
Did it on my wedding day. First thing in the morning too. I made it useful though. I knew we were going to have to do those awkward bridal party poses where the photographer is like "Ok, everybody look at the couple and pretend like someone said something REALLY funny! Everybody laugh!". No one ever does a good job faking those.
So when she said it and started snapping the pics, I told them all that I shite my pants that morning, legit. Lets just say the smiles in those pics are legit.
Did it on my wedding day. First thing in the morning too. I made it useful though. I knew we were going to have to do those awkward bridal party poses where the photographer is like "Ok, everybody look at the couple and pretend like someone said something REALLY funny! Everybody laugh!". No one ever does a good job faking those.
So when she said it and started snapping the pics, I told them all that I shite my pants that morning, legit. Lets just say the smiles in those pics are legit.
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 11:34 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:41 pm to im4LSU
Assholes get leaky when you get older. Louis CK summarized it perfectly when he compared a 45yo man's a-hole to an open bag of leaves laying in a yard that some kid just randomly kicks, throwing leaves all over the place.
The worst is when you don't even know it. If it's dead of summer and you already have swamp arse and a fart turns wet, it's easy not to notice. I was walking through the grocery store one time with my wife and she tells me I've got a fricking shite stain on my pants. She followed me closely as we made our way through the store. The situation is made worse when you go commando, which I often do.
The worst is when you don't even know it. If it's dead of summer and you already have swamp arse and a fart turns wet, it's easy not to notice. I was walking through the grocery store one time with my wife and she tells me I've got a fricking shite stain on my pants. She followed me closely as we made our way through the store. The situation is made worse when you go commando, which I often do.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 11:48 pm to Mr Personality
I quit shitting my pants when I was 3.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 12:39 am to S
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I once shat myself and had a wet dream during night 2 of the flu 3 years ago.
I'd pay to witness that. Sorry for our pleasure at your misfortune..and enjoyment?
33 years old, twice since I was 18. I figure the shitstorms per year will steadily increase after 50
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:00 am to Mr Personality
How old are you nasty fricks?
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:28 am to Mr Personality
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This post was edited on 12/17/21 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 12/10/19 at 1:37 am to Mr Personality
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legit shite your pants
You mean reset the clock.
Signed Michael Butler and Dave Slusher
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