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re: How many pairs of cargo shorts do you own

Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by TT9
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:15 pm to
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Posted by Relham10
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:17 pm to
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Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:18 pm to
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Why? I mean, they’re not right for every situation, but why be opposed to them all together? I don’t get it?


Because they’re too long. I don’t like 1980s short shorts, but I want them hitting above my knees.

To answer the OP I own zero cargo shorts or pants.
This post was edited on 5/11/25 at 2:19 pm
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:24 pm to
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There is literally one person on the planet I have to impress with my dress and she’s the mother of my children.


This is just patently bullshite. Well, actually, it’s probably true for you because you aren’t going anywhere, but for most it’s patently bullshite
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:29 pm to
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Probably like 5 or 6? I’m wearing a pair right now in fact.


Same here

Posted by Tangineck
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:50 pm to
I own a couple pair and wear them often in summer. If I'm wearing shorts I'm obviously not worried about dressing to impress anyone. The amount of figs who judge people wearing cargo shorts while also wearing shorts is hilarious. Wear pants if you wanna judge someone asswipe.
Posted by Ryan3232
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:51 pm to
Do we still just call them cacky shorts if they look like Cargo pants, but without the massive side pickets?
Posted by Eightballjacket
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:53 pm to
Three. One for weekends, one for the office, and a nicer linen pair if I need to be in court.
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 2:59 pm to
At least a dozen, most I bought at Sam's Club and are the IRON Clothing brand which are about $11 a piece. I splurged once and bough a pair from HUK Fishing. I wear them since they are comfortable as hell.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:00 pm to
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This is just patently bullshite. Well, actually, it’s probably true for you because you aren’t going anywhere, but for most it’s patently bullshite


It’s embarrassing you think a man’s choice in shorts is indicative of where he’s goin in life. You have the mentality of a little boy and you’re too stupid to know it.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:01 pm to
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Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:02 pm to
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It’s embarrassing you think a man’s choice in shorts is indicative of where he’s goin in life.


That’s not what I said
Posted by TutHillTiger
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:08 pm to
Too many too count . Most are aftcos the official south Alabama coastal uniform
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:09 pm to
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Posted by FightinTigersDammit
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:11 pm to
Not a damn one.
Posted by Lester Earl
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:14 pm to
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Why? I mean, they’re not right for every situation, but why be opposed to them all together? I don’t get it?


Because they look hideous & I have self- pride
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:24 pm to
Probably three or four, maybe five.
Posted by parrothead
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:28 pm to
The closest I’ve got is aftco shorts with the pockets on the front. Don’t own any knee lengths with pockets on the side
Posted by LSUSkip
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:38 pm to
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There is literally one person on the planet I have to impress with my dress and she’s the mother of my children. If I want to wear a comfortable pair of cargo shorts, then that’s exactly what I’m going to do with zero fricks to give about anyone’s opinion on the matter.


I don't have any, I probably haven't worn a pair for close to 10 years, but above is the correct answer. If I find a pair I like, I'll definitely buy them.
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 5/11/25 at 3:48 pm to
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