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re: How many of you fit the description of a “Soy Boy”?

Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:40 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76768 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:40 am to
quote:

4/9 for me


5/9 for me. Damn if I were to try Pho and like it, i'd be 2/3 soy boy.
Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2968 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:42 am to
quote:

Sleeping with fat chicks
.
Nope
quote:

Putting cream in your coffee

Yes
quote:

Having Moobs (Man Boobs)

Yes
quote:

Shopping at Whole Foods

frick No
quote:

Playing Video games more than working out

Yep
quote:

Having a safe space

frick no
quote:

Going to Brunch

Not really but nothing wrong with it, esp if in New Orleans after a night of partying and fricking w the Mrs.

quote:

excited to try the new pho place

Pho is pretty fricking good is all i am saying
quote:

Shaving your arms and legs

Frick No
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:43 am to
quote:

quote:

Shopping at Whole Foods


frick No


Why frick no?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:43 am to
I just imagine all the posters taking the time to answer everyone of these as quietly whispering to themselves "goddamn right I ain't no goddamn soyboy" as they proudly add up their 7/9 score

Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:44 am to
It's just wild.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40762 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:50 am to
This is a quality post and leave job by OP
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76124 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:50 am to
Sleeping with fat chicks Never
Putting cream in your coffee Nope
Having Moobs (Man Boobs) Nope, never
Shopping at Whole Foods Not as much as I'd like to
Playing Video games more than working out Nope
Having a safe space My whole fricking house is a "safe space" Think 1911 45 ACP
Going to Brunch Occasionally, ain't nothing wrong with merging bfast & Lunch
Being excited to try the new pho place Naw, not ever excited about eating
Shaving your arms and legs Not even close

tl/dr: Dumb list is dumb
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20353 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:51 am to
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So what if I want to start drinking at 11. Fight me.


Pretty much a Sunday morning thing for me at least once a month. Let the wife sleep as late as she wants and I make up my tomato juice mixer with V-8 and my seasoning blend to give it some good kick, and pour me a couple Bloody Mary's.

When the wife wakes and is ready to eat, I'll fix a nice brunch for us.

As for all the other parts of the OP's post, not me in the least.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11327 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:55 am to
You need something ol baw?
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:05 am to
quote:


Playing Video games more than working out I lift bro


No, you do not lift bro
Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2968 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Why frick no?


Don't live by it, it is a bit more expensive. I am spoiled to Walmart pickup (oh god is that worse??)
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:09 am to
Your list forgot the soy cuck open mouth smile for photos
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64531 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Some examples of Soy Boy behavior are: Putting cream in your coffee . . . Shopping at Whole Foods . . . Going to Brunch


Wut?
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2519 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:34 am to
I like cream in my coffee, so shoot me.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29993 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Sleeping with fat chicks
Putting cream in your coffee
Having Moobs (Man Boobs)
Shopping at Whole Foods
Playing Video games more than working out
Having a safe space
Going to Brunch
Being excited to try the new pho place
Shaving your arms and legs


Meh.

I don't eat ANY soy products. None. As a rule.

I'm militant about it.
Posted by WallsAllAroundMe
Member since Jan 2016
1065 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 10:09 am to
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This post was edited on 4/8/19 at 12:00 pm
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 10:14 am to
quote:

5/9 for me. Damn if I were to try Pho and like it, i'd be 2/3 soy boy.

We're like "almost soy boy" twinsies!
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61773 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 10:16 am to
The oil change line is getting kind of long. Get back to work
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76768 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 10:17 am to
well, if enjoying steak and eggs at brunch is wrong. I don't wanna be right.
Posted by BigSquirrel
Member since Jul 2013
1880 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 10:48 am to
What if I play video games more than I work out, but can still stomp you?
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