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How many of you fit the description of a “Soy Boy”?
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:35 am
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:35 am
“males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities”
Some examples of Soy Boy behavior are:
Sleeping with fat chicks
Putting cream in your coffee
Having Moobs (Man Boobs)
Shopping at Whole Foods
Playing Video games more than working out
Having a safe space
Going to Brunch
Being excited to try the new pho place
Shaving your arms and legs
Seems like a lot of Beta Soy Boys post here
Some examples of Soy Boy behavior are:
Sleeping with fat chicks
Putting cream in your coffee
Having Moobs (Man Boobs)
Shopping at Whole Foods
Playing Video games more than working out
Having a safe space
Going to Brunch
Being excited to try the new pho place
Shaving your arms and legs
Seems like a lot of Beta Soy Boys post here
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:35 am to WaydownSouth
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Going to Brunch
So what if I want to start drinking at 11. Fight me.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:35 am to WaydownSouth
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WaydownSouth
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“Soy Boy”
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:36 am to WaydownSouth
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WaydownSouth
Just one...
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:36 am to WaydownSouth
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Going to Brunch
Well shite. If this is wrong, frick it.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:37 am to WaydownSouth
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Sleeping with fat chicks
i have
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Putting cream in your coffee
i do
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Having Moobs (Man Boobs)
yep
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Shopping at Whole Foods
some times
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Playing Video games more than working out
no
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Having a safe space
don't even know what this is
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Going to Brunch
absolutely
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Being excited to try the new pho place
never had it
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Shaving your arms and legs
never
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:37 am to WaydownSouth
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Shopping at Whole Foods
You hate hot women in yoga pants and tennis skirts, you fairy?
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:38 am to WaydownSouth
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Sleeping with fat chicks
It's ok to have a cheat day with fast food and easy women every now and again.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:39 am to WaydownSouth
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Some examples of Soy Boy behavior are:
Votes democrat
Dresses like a lumber jack but doesn’t own a chainsaw
Takes open mouth pictures
Grows a beard but lives in the tropics
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:40 am to WaydownSouth
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Playing Video games more than working out
I did before I had a kid, but what else am I gonna do on a Thursday night when my wife goes to sleep at 845.
If you're working out for 2 or more hours a day and you aren't a professional athlete of some kind, you're doing it wrong
quote:sorry you don't like good food.
Going to Brunch
Being excited to try the new pho place
quote:what if you swim for time?
Shaving your arms and legs
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:40 am to WaydownSouth
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Putting cream in your coffee
Dark roast, black... on my second cut of the morning.....
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Having Moobs (Man Boobs)
no moobs here, but to quote Couples Retreat - i have "layers of dormant muscle" for a stomach
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Playing Video games more than working out
screw working out, at 44 i get enough "elevated heart rate" during my 7-5 job, that always follow me home
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:40 am to WaydownSouth
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Soy Boy
I don't think you know what that is.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:41 am to WaydownSouth
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Some examples of Soy Boy behavior are:
Sleeping with fat chicks
Putting cream in your coffee
Having Moobs (Man Boobs)
Shopping at Whole Foods
Playing Video games more than working out
Having a safe space
Going to Brunch
Being excited to try the new pho place
Shaving your arms and legs
Seems like a lot of Beta Soy Boys post here
I'll add:
-holding your breath underwater. Just breathe it in like a real man.
-turning off the garbage disposal before reaching in to fish out a piece of silverware. Grab it, already!
-Using your brakes at any time while driving an automobile: "One God, One Country, One Pedal.."
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:41 am to WaydownSouth
I'm convinced any person who uses "soy boy" and/or "cuck" on a regular basis is over compensating for something, presumably their small dick.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:41 am to WaydownSouth
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Putting cream in your coffee
Wouldn’t a soy boy theoretically put soy milk in his coffee? You suck at humorously categorizing an already easy to make fun of stereotype.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:41 am to WaydownSouth
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Going to Brunch
Get out of here with that. Have you ever been to brunch at Mason’s Grill in BR?
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:42 am to WaydownSouth
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Going to Brunch
Yeah alcohol at 10am is such a soy boy move. frick outta here with this
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:43 am to Webster23
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brunch at Mason’s Grill in BR?
award winning bloody mary.
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