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re: How many of you fit the description of a “Soy Boy”?

Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:02 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60075 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:02 am to
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Some examples of Soy Boy behavior are: Sleeping with fat chicks Putting cream in your coffee Having Moobs (Man Boobs) Shopping at Whole Foods Playing Video games more than working out Having a safe space Going to Brunch Being excited to try the new pho place Shaving your arms and legs

You need to add “moving to Texas just to find a job” to this list

All the Texas soy boys brag about is how they have good plays and hiking
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:03 am to
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Sleeping with fat chicks


Everybody here has, just not everybody here has made a habit of it.

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Putting cream in your coffee


Sometimes I do when I’m tired of drinking just straight black coffee.

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Having Moobs (Man Boobs)


Nope

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Shopping at Whole Foods


Nope but I don’t have one near me.

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Playing Video games more than working out


Lol no. Video games are for children.

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Having a safe space


It’s called my house

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Going to Brunch


Never understood the brunch deal. I’d rather the three square meals

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Being excited to try the new pho place


frick you, fool. Spicy chicken pho is awesome and great hangover/upset stomach food.

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Shaving your arms and legs


I don’t know a single man, soy boy or otherwise that does that.

It’s easier to say this, if you vote Democrat, you’re a bitch.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10423 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:07 am to
Sleeping with fat chicks - Been a long time but yes.
Putting cream in your coffee - Yes
Having Moobs (Man Boobs) - Not yet
Shopping at Whole Foods - No
Playing Video games more than working out - No
Having a safe space - No
Going to Brunch - Hell yes
Being excited to try the new pho place - No
Shaving your arms and legs - Hell no

Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:10 am to
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Shaving your arms and legs



I don’t know a single man, soy boy or otherwise that does that


Swimmers and stuff do sometimes.

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It’s easier to say this, if you vote Democrat, you’re a bitch.




My tribe is the best!
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4344 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:12 am to
Man boobs are okay as long as you have a beer gut to go with them.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
11017 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:12 am to
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Sleeping with fat chicks


don’t knock it till you tried it. they’re better in bed because they have to be.


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Playing Video games more than working out


i’ve played a video game once in the last couple years. but that’s still more than i’ve worked out.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34712 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:14 am to
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Putting cream in your coffee


You do realize where the term "Soy Boy" came from huh?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66984 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:15 am to
Sleeping with fat chicks - yes
Putting cream in your coffee - no
Having Moobs (Man Boobs) - yes
Shopping at Whole Foods - I usually just drink at the upstairs bar
Playing Video games more than working out - I don’t do either
Having a safe space - this board
Going to Brunch - frick you I like getting drunk at 10am
Being excited to try the new pho place - do they sell alcohol
Shaving your arms and legs - pecker told me it was ok

7-2. But I have been posting on the soccer board so it’s plausible
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103782 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:15 am to
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Sleeping with fat chicks



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Playing Video games more than working out


Only 2 i do. The first is usually due to alcohol and the 2nd because I do a lot of physical labor at work so when I get home I’d rather relax and play a game or watch tv than go to the gym
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66984 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:18 am to
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they have good plays and hiking

It’s true. Our arts center has better stuff than Sesame Street live and you won’t get raped or murder walking on the trail by the river
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:19 am to
People who feel the need to label others that don't fit their narrow idea of cool or normal with derogatory terms are the ones with the problems.
Posted by txbd
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2014
2337 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:22 am to
You try entirely way too hard.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69634 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:25 am to
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males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities


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Sleeping with fat chicks


Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:28 am to
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“males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities”

Some examples of Soy Boy behavior are:

Sleeping with fat chicks
Putting cream in your coffee
Having Moobs (Man Boobs)
Shopping at Whole Foods
Playing Video games more than working out
Having a safe space
Going to Brunch
Being excited to try the new pho place
Shaving your arms and legs

Seems like a lot of Beta Soy Boys post here


It's funny that you feel the need to insult men who are clearly way more secure in their masculinity than you are. Trying hard to seem manly doesn't make one manly.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106007 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:29 am to
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Playing Video games more than working out 


Gaming board.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61877 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:31 am to
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WaydownSouth


Screams insecurities.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173669 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:34 am to
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Putting cream in your coffee


frick outta here
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29683 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:36 am to
Not doing basic maintenance to your own vehicle
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:38 am to
4/9 for me.

And as for the safe place, I don't have one, but it's not for a lack of trying. If I could find one of those, I'd be at 5.

I guess that makes me a gotdamn masculine sonofabitch.
Posted by OGtigerfan87
North La
Member since Feb 2019
3954 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:40 am to
I get that the OP was probably half serious, but anybody who doesn't like brunch is insane. Day drinking with a mix of breakfast and lunch food usually in a place with a bunch of attractive women.
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