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Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:13 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:13 pm to
Sorry, that's OB talk.
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:13 pm to
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I’m thinking 3.


Maybe, but you would die from the infections of your wounds
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:13 pm to
I'd say 3, but they would definitely frick me up some. Just got to keep them away from your neck.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:15 pm to


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Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:16 pm to
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Posted by Tigereye10005
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:18 pm to
I think somewhere from 3-5. Coyotes aren't that big, could take em on pretty well just by sheer size advantage. But more than 5 and that's just overpowering by numbers.
Posted by redstick13
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:20 pm to
One coyotaje and maybe a couple Mexicans.
Posted by beauchristopher
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:17 pm to
Lol
Posted by tigersbb
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:18 pm to
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Now let’s say you have a machete.


Some call it a sling blade.

I call it a kaiser. Umm hmmm.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:02 am to
I'm in flight until I have the high ground and my back is protected. Then if its life or death I guess I'd find out.
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:35 am to
1 is the only number I would feel "comfortable" with - kick it, pin it and slit its throat. I don't know much about coyotes, but I imagine even one more would make things very dicey.
Posted by Slayer103
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:43 am to
I had one charge at me once. I punted it with my boot, flew about 10 feeet back and ran off. So a bunch I would think, unless they just jumped on me and started eating my face.
Posted by beulahland
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:13 am to
All of em.
I am not a pussy.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:20 am to
I’ve fended off a pack of wild dogs with a backpack. There were four. I shite you not.

Once you clock one of them in the head, they back off. Move quickly before they close the circle and attack the weakest one.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:17 am to
The question is inherently dumb because that's not how it works.

It's more like, if a pack of 10 coyotes attacked how many would you kill before you died? Or

How big of a pack of coyotes would you be able to defend against? 3? 5?

As said, if you have a knife the key is to be the aggressor and use what you can against them. Wrap your other arm in a shirt so you have a shield arm. With your adrenaline and a knife, most would kill a lot of coyotes before they killed you. I'd be drop kicking the hell out of them, avg coyote is 25 lbs.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:19 am to
You have to stab in the neck area swiftly. If you can take two out quickly the others will back off
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:30 am to
John Wick could fend them off with a pencil
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:10 am to
So you’d rather have your shirt wrapped around your arm than on?
Posted by smoked hog
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:16 am to
I would rather just pick up a heavy limb. Coyotes are pretty easy to kill with blunt force trauma. Any grown man with a half arse swing can kill one.
Posted by AZBadgerFan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 12:54 pm to
Can we inspect their knuckles first? (do coyotes have knuckles?)
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 12:56 pm
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