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re: How many coyotes could you fend off...
Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:13 pm to Gnar Cat21
Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:13 pm to Gnar Cat21
Sorry, that's OB talk.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:13 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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I’m thinking 3.
Maybe, but you would die from the infections of your wounds
Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:13 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I'd say 3, but they would definitely frick me up some. Just got to keep them away from your neck.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:15 pm to BRgetthenet
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:18 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I think somewhere from 3-5. Coyotes aren't that big, could take em on pretty well just by sheer size advantage. But more than 5 and that's just overpowering by numbers.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 10:20 pm to Eli Goldfinger
One coyotaje and maybe a couple Mexicans.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:18 pm to BRgetthenet
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Now let’s say you have a machete.
Some call it a sling blade.
I call it a kaiser. Umm hmmm.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:02 am to Eli Goldfinger
I'm in flight until I have the high ground and my back is protected. Then if its life or death I guess I'd find out.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:35 am to Eli Goldfinger
1 is the only number I would feel "comfortable" with - kick it, pin it and slit its throat. I don't know much about coyotes, but I imagine even one more would make things very dicey.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:43 am to Eli Goldfinger
I had one charge at me once. I punted it with my boot, flew about 10 feeet back and ran off. So a bunch I would think, unless they just jumped on me and started eating my face.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:13 am to Eli Goldfinger
All of em.
I am not a pussy.
I am not a pussy.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:20 am to Eli Goldfinger
I’ve fended off a pack of wild dogs with a backpack. There were four. I shite you not.
Once you clock one of them in the head, they back off. Move quickly before they close the circle and attack the weakest one.
Once you clock one of them in the head, they back off. Move quickly before they close the circle and attack the weakest one.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:17 am to JudgeHolden
The question is inherently dumb because that's not how it works.
It's more like, if a pack of 10 coyotes attacked how many would you kill before you died? Or
How big of a pack of coyotes would you be able to defend against? 3? 5?
As said, if you have a knife the key is to be the aggressor and use what you can against them. Wrap your other arm in a shirt so you have a shield arm. With your adrenaline and a knife, most would kill a lot of coyotes before they killed you. I'd be drop kicking the hell out of them, avg coyote is 25 lbs.
It's more like, if a pack of 10 coyotes attacked how many would you kill before you died? Or
How big of a pack of coyotes would you be able to defend against? 3? 5?
As said, if you have a knife the key is to be the aggressor and use what you can against them. Wrap your other arm in a shirt so you have a shield arm. With your adrenaline and a knife, most would kill a lot of coyotes before they killed you. I'd be drop kicking the hell out of them, avg coyote is 25 lbs.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:19 am to Eli Goldfinger
You have to stab in the neck area swiftly. If you can take two out quickly the others will back off
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:30 am to Eli Goldfinger
John Wick could fend them off with a pencil
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:10 am to baldona
So you’d rather have your shirt wrapped around your arm than on?
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:16 am to Eli Goldfinger
I would rather just pick up a heavy limb. Coyotes are pretty easy to kill with blunt force trauma. Any grown man with a half arse swing can kill one.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 12:54 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Can we inspect their knuckles first? (do coyotes have knuckles?)
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 12:56 pm
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