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Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:20 pm to fareplay
Zero. frick organized religion.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:24 pm to fareplay
As quick as the bartender can open a beer and sling it in front of me. Amen
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:24 pm to fareplay
Avg. 55 minutes.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:25 pm to mdomingue
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Why do we need a choir and all that jazz?
I'd be more concerned your church ain't teaching u shite lol
Sing and make music from your heart to the Lord. Ephesians 5-19
Short answer- the Bible tells us to, multiple times
Long answer- god wants you praise him. Most people think the choir is there for their entertainment. The choir is there as an example as to how you should be praising God. They are showing you how to praise God. So the next time you are in church don't listen, enthusiastic ly sing along
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:25 pm to JetFuelTyga
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My church runs about 3 hours each week on Saturday (usually around 6PM- sometimes at 11 AM which I hate going to).
Only offer services during the fall and for some reason usually do not offer on the last weekend of October.
bullshite.
It's closer to 4 hours
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:27 pm to fareplay
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9:30 shouldnt last till 1pm.
Your church lasts 3.5 hours?
That's insane.
We went 90 minutes at a Baptist church, and I thought it was way too long.
3 worship songs = 10 minutes
Welcome message = 3 minutes
Shake hands/wink at the lady whose husband said too much at the men's breakfast prayer = 1 minute
Sermon = 20 minutes
Tithes and offerings and song = 5 minutes
Please come back with more money ending = 1 minute
40 minutes. Give em 45 minutes as a nice gesture. That's all you need.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:28 pm to castorinho
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bullshite.
It's closer to 4 hours
5 when Pastor Gary is delivering the message.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:32 pm to StringedInstruments
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3 worship songs = 10 minutes
quote:
Sermon = 20 minutes
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:34 pm to TH03
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fricking non Catholics
Shake your head all you want
but yalls fricking weddings more than make up for it
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:36 pm to Peepdip
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A lot of us just believe that organized religion is not the answer to attaining spirituality.
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What ever God is, can be found outside of church
Have you read any of the new testament? All of the letters clearly lay out church organization. Corporate worship is a big part of religion/spirituality. I had this same argument with some family members for years.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:37 pm to lsucoonass
quote:Christmas isnt that bad usually.
catholic mass 60 minutes
maybe a little over during christmas
Palm Sunday is the worst
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:40 pm to Peepdip
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just to be clear, not everyone who doesn't attend church is an atheist neck beard. A lot of us just believe that organized religion is not the answer to attaining spirituality.
What ever God is, can be found outside of church
Just to be clear a-hole, I was speaking for myself.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:46 pm to fareplay
depends how long it takes for the fish to start biting.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:47 pm to fareplay
0.0 minutes
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:48 pm to Pettifogger
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but yalls fricking weddings more than make up for it
My Catholic wedding was a 15 minute ceremony with our only parents
Our party wedding was 15 minutes with 300 people then a 5 hour party.
Still winning.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:51 pm to fareplay
10:30-Noon, usually.
You make $200 per week?
Why don't you do what you really want to do and stay home.
You make $200 per week?
Why don't you do what you really want to do and stay home.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:52 pm to StringedInstruments
We go from 9:20 to roughly 10:40-ish.
Not quite an hour and a half.
Not quite an hour and a half.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:54 pm to lsucoonass
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catholic mass 60 minutes
and when mass goes 1 min over, the parishioners starts giving the priest the "hurry up" look.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:56 pm to fareplay
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9:30 shouldnt last till 1pm
wtf? admittedly i haven't been to church since i was given the choice, but when i used to get dragged every sunday they would last 1 hr- 1:15. who the frick has a 3.5 hr church service?!?!.........that aren't mormon
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