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re: How do you sober up when you’re shitty drunk?

Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:13 pm to
I stop drinking and wait.

Cocaine will help get you alert and aware again
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:15 pm to
Drink water before sleep.

If you're too drunk to keep from spilling it get a bottled water, make a hole in the lid and use it as a sippy cup.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:16 pm to
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If you're too drunk to keep from spilling it get a bottled water, make a hole in the lid and use it as a sippy cup.

dealing with a pro here boys
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:18 pm to
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If you're too drunk to keep from spilling it get a bottled water, make a hole in the lid and use it as a sippy cup.



ok i got that far now how do I stop the bleeding in my hand
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17062 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:18 pm to
Nothing actually makes you sober other than time. You basically have to wait till your BAC lowers on its own
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21578 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:19 pm to
Coke.

Take a run. Go run about a mile and see if you don't at least feel sobered up. Maybe not test it by driving, but you'll feel less drunk.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:19 pm to
Atropine injector?
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70065 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:19 pm to
Yeah who in the frick is going to do all of that when shitty drunk?
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22164 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:19 pm to
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If you're too drunk to keep from spilling it get a bottled water, make a hole in the lid and use it as a sippy cup.


Good thinking. If you're too drunk to drink water from a cup without spilling it on yourself you're going to want to go grab a kitchen knife or some other sharp object and poke a hole in the top of a water bottle.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:20 pm to
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If you're too drunk to keep from spilling it get a bottled water, make a hole in the lid and use it as a sippy cup.



If im too drunk to keep from spilling my drink, then Im definitely too drunk to make a hole in a bottle water cap without making a hole in my hand
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:20 pm to
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time is the only thing that works.


I see you've never tried cocaine
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:22 pm to
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Obviously stop drinking, for starters.

What methods do you do personally to become less drunk if you need to?


Mid-afternoon and you're still drunk. Congrats on getting fired shortly.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11392 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:22 pm to
When I get to "that point" I eat something greasy and heavy then chug as much powerade as I possibly can before passing out
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:23 pm to
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I see you've never tried cocaine



you're still just as drunk but alert and horny lol
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:29 pm to
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Yeah who in the frick is going to do all of that when shitty drunk


It helps to have friends, baws.

We must have a lot of lonely drunks on the OT.
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5677 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:32 pm to
supplements that have N-acetyl cysteine, glutathione and other ingredients that assist in the conversion of acetaldehyde to acetate can help some. If your body is low in these, the metabolism can take even longer.
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
5916 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:34 pm to
Have you never drank yourself sober? Keep on drinking baw
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20033 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:55 pm to
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Nothing like a really awake drunk person.


Well if you just stop drinking, you will likely get tired, hence the caffeine.

Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83572 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:55 pm to
Are you trying to sober up in the moment or trying to make sure you feel as good as possible the next day?

Trying to feel better the next day? Throw up, drink a ton of water, and go to sleep.

Trying not to pass out at the bar?

Drugs.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16247 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:59 pm to
Crash your car...you'll sober up real fast.
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