re: How do you sober up when you’re shitty drunk?

Posted by ZappBrannigan

Member since Jun 2015

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:00 pm to TulaneFan

Glass or two of water, sleep in a warm shower.

Posted by LanierSpots

Sarasota, Florida

Member since Sep 2010

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:06 pm to TulaneFan

quote:
How do you sober up

Quitter

Posted by MWP

Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA

Member since Jul 2013

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:15 pm to REB BEER

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Crash your car...you'll sober up real fast.

Those bright lights from a cop car sober me up pretty damn quick as well.

Posted by Topwater Trout

Red Stick

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:22 pm to TulaneFan

take a hit of acid

Posted by OMLandshark

Member since Apr 2009

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 5:06 pm to TulaneFan

Charcoal tablets.

Posted by TH03

Mogadishu

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 5:08 pm to TulaneFan

Cocaine helps.

Posted by Pectus

Internet

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:02 pm to TulaneFan

Drive with risking a cop encounter and a major fine on the line.

Posted by GeorgeTheGreek

Sparta, Greece

Member since Mar 2008

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:03 pm to TulaneFan

Banana Bag IVs

Posted by Tortious

ATX

Member since Nov 2010

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:11 pm to ReauxlTide222

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Trying not to pass out at the bar?

A glorious set of tits showing up has, on occasion, helped me stay in the game a bit longer.

Posted by Pectus

Internet

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:12 pm to GeorgeTheGreek

What is that is?

Posted by ThatMakesSense

Fort Lauderdale

Member since Aug 2015

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:13 pm to TulaneFan

I had my personal doctor install a second liver.

Posted by VooDude

Member since Aug 2017

1092 posts

Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:46 pm to TulaneFan

quote:
Obviously stop drinking, for starters.

What methods do you do personally to become less drunk if you need to?

coke.

Posted by Picayuner

Member since Dec 2016

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:49 pm to TulaneFan

Water sleep water sleep water

Posted by Fat Harry

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:54 pm to Picayuner

Water
Zofran
Milk thistle

Posted by Bestbank Tiger

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:56 pm to TulaneFan

Wait. Your liver has to metabolize the alcohol and there's no way to speed up the process.

Posted by Breesus

House of the Rising Sun

Member since Jan 2010

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Posted on 6/5/18 at 7:00 pm to TulaneFan

quote:
How do you sober up when you’re shitty drunk?

I believe the Mexican call it

Coke-ay-ee-na

Posted by MontanaMax

Oxford, MS

Member since Nov 2011

1931 posts

Posted on 6/5/18 at 7:01 pm to TulaneFan

Greasy food/chug a pedilyte/take a nap.

Posted by OysterPoBoy

City of St. George

Member since Jul 2013

35428 posts

Posted on 6/5/18 at 7:09 pm to BowlJackson

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Cocaine will help get you alert and aware again

If you’re gonna drive drunk it’s actually irresistible not to do a line first.