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re: How do you politely tell a coworker that their breath smells like poop?
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:10 am to JohnnyBgood
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:10 am to JohnnyBgood
Here's what I've done for years and it works 99.5% of the time. Start carrying Breathsavers,Certs,etc with you. Go up to this fellow while you're popping one in your mouth and offer him one. That way he may think he could use one, but he's not offended. Once you become known for carrying mints, it'll be no big deal to say,"Hey,Chuck? Here's a mint."
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:11 am to JohnnyBgood
"I'm bored.. Let's go try out some mouth washes."
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:13 am to JohnnyBgood
Leave an anonymous note, but don't be dickish or he won't take it seriously.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:17 am to JohnnyBgood
Leave a bottle of Scope on their desk.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:17 am to JohnnyBgood
Throw a super sized pack of Tic Tacs on the desk and tell them they could be his friend.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:18 am to JohnnyBgood
Tough one
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:19 am to JohnnyBgood
leave a pack of the flosser picks on his desk with a note that says to use these
i think everyone brushes, but when food gets stuck in your teeth that is what starts to smell. He likely just needs to floss
i think everyone brushes, but when food gets stuck in your teeth that is what starts to smell. He likely just needs to floss
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:19 am to JohnnyBgood
Ask him how his shite sandwich was for lunch
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:41 am to JohnnyBgood
Find out which printer they use, and send "Your breath smells like arse!!" To it everyday. Just let it print off, and leave it in the tray. Eventually he will find it.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:41 am to JohnnyBgood
offer them some gum or a breath mint every time you see them, they'll get the hint
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:42 am to JohnnyBgood
Put on a gas mask and label it halitosis mask. Put it on anytime you are with him. He will get the message.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:43 am to caliegeaux
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ongue kiss him and then say "ooooooooooh gross, your breath stinks".
and then "no homo" just so you ain't gay
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:57 am to JohnnyBgood
Tell him to quit eating shittles.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 9:01 am to JohnnyBgood
This is why i brush my teeth after eating at work.
There is nothing worse than talking to someone with awful breath
There is nothing worse than talking to someone with awful breath
Posted on 8/28/18 at 9:10 am to Barrister
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Discretely, start leaving breath mints on his desk
I suggest saying it discreetly instead.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 9:10 am to JohnnyBgood
Prob has tonsil stones
Posted on 8/28/18 at 9:12 am to JohnnyBgood
I had to get a crown a couple of years back. When the dentist popped the temporary crown off the smell coming out of my mouth was horrid. I made the Doc give me some mouthwash it was so bad.
Just leave some Binaca on his desk.
Just leave some Binaca on his desk.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 9:31 am to Fat and Happy
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This is why i brush my teeth after eating at work.
Every office has the weirdo who keeps a toothbrush at their desk.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 9:39 am to JohnnyBgood
Set up a fake e-mail named Hal Atosis and send him an e-mail calling him dick breath.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 9:51 am to JohnnyBgood
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