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How do you deal with IRS Scammers from India?
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:06 pm
I been getting it back to back out of the blue but I never really did anything in the past few months to even expose myself out there.
Is there a number I can report? So far I just say my name is "Mohammud Jihad" or "Allah Ackbar" and they hang up right away but there a service I can block on my cell phone beside manually blocking everyone that comes up?
Is there a number I can report? So far I just say my name is "Mohammud Jihad" or "Allah Ackbar" and they hang up right away but there a service I can block on my cell phone beside manually blocking everyone that comes up?
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:07 pm to Duzz
They will DOG cuss you if you enjoy hating on them pre-emptively. It's worth recording and putting on the internet. You can get unfathomable gold. You prank the prank caller.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:08 pm to Duzz
I don't answer calls from unknown numbers, so it's not an issue.
I have one caller leave a voice mail including the phrase "don't let this get you arrested!" so I'm pretty sure they took English lessons from a southerner.
I have one caller leave a voice mail including the phrase "don't let this get you arrested!" so I'm pretty sure they took English lessons from a southerner.
This post was edited on 12/3/18 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:08 pm to Duzz
I’ve had a warrant out for my arrest for like 9 months now from the IRS, but they for some reason haven’t gotten around to doing more than a computer message claiming to be a member of the local police.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:09 pm to Duzz
I always say they sound sexy and ask what kind of underwear they have on.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:11 pm to Duzz
If you AT&T get the app that blocks those calls. Since I've uploaded my calls have gone down at least 80%.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:14 pm to Duzz
Beg for them to not put me in jail...then start giving them numbers when they want a credit card start saying some numbers...then I say...oh no Muhammad....the phone...it's breaking up. 4498...did you get that, frick don't put me in jail..sir...i can hear you..what Muhammad...end call
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:14 pm to Duzz
I immediately ask them if I can give them my credit card number and start rattling off a bunch of numbers without stopping
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:19 pm to Duzz
The last call I got went like this:
After the pre-record message and I pressed 1 to speak with someone.
Indian dude: Hello, how may I help you?
Mr. Drebin: FUUUUUUCK YOOOOU!
Indian Dude: Ah! you want to frick me huh. No frick you!
Mr. Drebin: (LAUGHING) Stop fricking Calling.
Indian Dude: (LAUGHING) You want to frick me in the poosie you motherfricker you.
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
Mrs. Drebin: HANG UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE THE KIDS ARE IN THE CAR!!
EDIT TO ADD
I think I through in a "not today ISIS" somewhere as well.
After the pre-record message and I pressed 1 to speak with someone.
Indian dude: Hello, how may I help you?
Mr. Drebin: FUUUUUUCK YOOOOU!
Indian Dude: Ah! you want to frick me huh. No frick you!
Mr. Drebin: (LAUGHING) Stop fricking Calling.
Indian Dude: (LAUGHING) You want to frick me in the poosie you motherfricker you.
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
Mrs. Drebin: HANG UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE THE KIDS ARE IN THE CAR!!
EDIT TO ADD
I think I through in a "not today ISIS" somewhere as well.
This post was edited on 12/3/18 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:20 pm to Duzz
I don't answer any numbers that aren't saved in my phone. If it's important they will leave a message. One of my co-workers always answers with a borderline racist Indian accent or tells them that they have called a FBI office and asks who they are and how they got this number. As stupid as it sounds, they usually hang up right after he answers.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:20 pm to m2pro
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They will DOG cuss you if you enjoy hating on them pre-emptively. It's worth recording and putting on the internet. You can get unfathomable gold. You prank the prank caller.
I had one call me on my work number last week. It sounded just like Apu from the Simpsons told me to suck his dick before he hung up on me
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:20 pm to Duzz
I tell them to hold on while I grab my information then set the phone down and go back to what I was doing.. Sometimes the SOB's will hang on for like 5 minutes.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:22 pm to Duzz
Tell them your Pakistani BIL will take care of it.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:28 pm to Duzz
I love fricking with those scammers. One of my favorites is when they ask for my SSN I give them 10 digits, and when they say i gave too many digits I say take off the last one.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:29 pm to FrankDrebin
quote:
EDIT TO ADD
I think I through in a "not today ISIS" somewhere as well.
I think that's a good one. "You're with ISIS?!!!! I am calling Homeland security!"
and they would go "No IRS!"
Me: ISIS?!!!
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:31 pm to Duzz
I play along if I’m bored until they get pissed and hang up, true story. Mostly just ignore strange numbers.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:36 pm to Duzz
I just give them my ex wife’s SSN and information
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:37 pm to Duzz
Just tell them "Kashmir is forever Pakistani!"
Posted on 12/3/18 at 3:39 pm to Duzz
I pretend I am completely clueless to the point where I cannot even locate the Windows key on the keyboard. I've strung them along for over thirty minutes just playing dumb then drop the bomb on them that I'm just fricking with them. They get so pissed it's hilarious.
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