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re: How do you approach girls at the gym? (Lifting)
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:06 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:06 pm to LSU Coyote
Bring a puppy
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Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:07 pm to MWP
When dealing with a group of girls, always hit on the ugliest/fattest one first to make the hot ones confused and jealous... and thus intrigued.
That's all the free advice for now.
That's all the free advice for now.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:32 pm to gizmoflak
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When dealing with a group of girls, always hit on the ugliest/fattest one first to make the hot ones confused and jealous... and thus intrigued.
This is true.
But I'm looking for a friend, the pretty ones I really don't want attention from because they have no personality. I want the one with personality.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:34 pm to LSU Coyote
Ask them if they can cook a gumbo. 
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:34 pm to MWP
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used to wear jits shirts all the time and literally nobody but other dudes that train really give a shite that you do BJJ.
Tbh it is the same for lifting.
We are really only training to impress other men. Girls honestly don't give a fckk, just don't be fat.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:35 pm to Deep Purple Haze
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Ask them if they can cook a gumbo
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:35 pm to LSU Coyote
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The best way to get better is irl practice.
Fair point.
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Some might run, but I will catch them!
Aannddd now you’re back to creepy.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:37 pm to LSU Coyote
Take your time. It's different from 20 years ago. They are all wearing headphones/buds. Management is much more strict about it than they used to be as well. It's almost not worth it.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:38 pm to LSU Coyote
quote:I always like to use the icebreaker line "You know, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much."
How do you approach girls at the gym? (Lifting)
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:40 pm to LSU Coyote
Cock out usually works.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:40 pm to LSURussian
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"You know, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much."
This is something. I have never thought about
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:42 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Clam down.
(I know it’s just a typo but it’s funny)
It could be dating advice. Potentially a little rapey though, but I am not sure.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:42 pm to LSU Coyote
You should use it. It always frees up the machine she's using...
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:44 pm to LSU Coyote
Your shtick is weird
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:49 pm to LSU Coyote
You posted today that you took two children at age 18 months that aren’t yours to Disney World. Your life is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. Better than being normal.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:06 pm to LSURussian
My HOA now considers it S. Assault if you approach a woman in the gym who doesn't know you. Banned for life and police are called
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:08 pm to LSU Coyote
I hand them my business card and say “you get enough thrown at you here, if you want to have coffee give me a call”.
Works pretty well.
Works pretty well.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:12 pm to LSU Coyote
You trying to end up in a gym creep video? Because that is how you end up in a gym creep video.
Leave those bitches alone. Get yourself on point.
Leave those bitches alone. Get yourself on point.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:24 pm to Onyx Aggie
This is why I'm asking for advice.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:25 pm to glassman
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You posted today that you took two children at age 18 months that aren’t yours to Disney World. Your life is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. Better than being normal
What can I say, I'm a natural non-conformist.
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