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re: How do I get a church girl without going to church?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:51 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:51 am to DavidTheGnome
This thread is full of fail and the usual OT dumbasses. Congrats.
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:51 am to DavidTheGnome
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Agreed. There's a great social aspect and bringing the community together that you get out of church. They do good things and has value to society, I just wish there wa one where the religion was stripped out of it though. Instead of preaching about Christ maybe talk about current events around town and what we could do to help. Just brainstorming.
Yeah I just feel better after surrounding myself with solid individuals. If I see these people on Sunday mornings I find myself being more accountable during the week when I see them out in the community.
I've been going to an episcopal mass lately and it's short, sweet, not over bearing, has good uplifting music, chicks are hot. A few of the messages have been a little SJW or whatever but I'm grown enough to disseminate what I want to take from every service.
All in all I enjoy it and look forward to it each week when I can make it.
Has zero to do with thinking jesus died to somehow give me some eternal life.
I'd say visit a couple churches and give it a try. If you don't like it, don't go back. Never hurts
Good luck
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:52 am to DavidTheGnome
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nice church girl, preferably one that's hot with no kids and a good career.
I'm not even sure these exist. Maybe there is some 22-24. Any older and they will be married any may already have kids. Being hot and single isn't something christian chicks do for very long.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:52 am to DavidTheGnome
Cram her in your trunk.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:53 am to lsunurse
That's what he should do.
If you want a like-minded woman, you shouldn't be looking for her at church.
Good girls can be found elsewhere, but you won't find many of them in bars or through dating apps.
If you want a like-minded woman, you shouldn't be looking for her at church.
Good girls can be found elsewhere, but you won't find many of them in bars or through dating apps.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:55 am to SuperSaint
With them lurking here, they've read posts. Yours included.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:58 am to DavidTheGnome
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hot with no kids and a good career
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nice church girl
are the sluttiest out there in my experience.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:00 pm to DavidTheGnome
Try long John's silvers or captain d's on a Friday during lent.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:00 pm to Pico de Gallo
Just gotta find one willing to accept your beliefs.
My gf of two years goes to church every Sunday with her parents still. I've gone once and then I told them all I don't believe in something that uses a story about a bro getting eaten by a whale, then surviving and getting thrown out as serious literature.
Her parents aren't the biggest fans, but I don't have to try and stick my p in their v.
My gf of two years goes to church every Sunday with her parents still. I've gone once and then I told them all I don't believe in something that uses a story about a bro getting eaten by a whale, then surviving and getting thrown out as serious literature.
Her parents aren't the biggest fans, but I don't have to try and stick my p in their v.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:02 pm to saint tiger225
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This thread is full of fail and the usual OT dumbasses. Congrats.
Meh, I asked a question. Go frick yourself.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:02 pm to DavidTheGnome
Four pages and nobody suggested he join a local fascist organization?
You people disgust me.
You people disgust me.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:04 pm to saint tiger225
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Good girls can be found elsewhere, but you won't find many of them in bars or through dating apps.
So where then? Target always has hot women doing their shopping, but I don't want to be the creeper hitting on a lady at target though..
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:07 pm to fr33manator
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You think church girls aren't whores. Adorable.
This
Church girls are just as big of whores as non church girls. They just learn to hide their slutty behavior better.
If you think that a "church girl" or "Christian girl" is going to be better off in terms of promiscuity and sluttiness, you are going to be let down
AWALT
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:08 pm to goldennugget
I said church girl but in reality meant good girl.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:08 pm to goldennugget
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If you think that a "church girl" or "Christian girl" is going to be better off in terms of promiscuity and sluttiness, you are going to be let down
When I was in high school, there was rabid anal sex going on with 'church girls' because they didn't want to lose their virginity.
It was awesome.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:09 pm to McCaigBro69
Yeah if I can find a good girl that's not a slut but still likes anal and lets me eat her arse that would be ideal as well.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:12 pm to dbeck
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Because women love to "fix" guys.
Yep
Women love to tame alphas
The problem is that they tame alphas to become good boy betas, and then wonder why they don't love him anymore
Women are most attracted when they try to tame alphas, but fail. They just don't realize it. This is the core of a shite test. They try to break a man's frame. If they can break it, it means he is weak and therefore she should not breed with him. If she consistently tries to break his frame and fails, it means he is strong, and therefore she should breed with him.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
I would like to win the Powerball one day. But sometimes you just have to have realistic goals in life 
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
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How do I get a church girl without going to church?
Tried it. Didn't end well. At some point she'll probably expect you to go.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 12:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
Go to church loser
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