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How do I get a church girl without going to church?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:08 am
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:08 am
So I've decided the sloots are fun but I'm ready for a nice church girl, preferably one that's hot with no kids and a good career. Where do I find one of these? Christian Mingle?
Edit: not a troll, legit question. Where to find a good girl (doesn't necessarily go to church) without me myself having to attend service.
Edit: not a troll, legit question. Where to find a good girl (doesn't necessarily go to church) without me myself having to attend service.
This post was edited on 4/22/17 at 11:14 am
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:09 am to DavidTheGnome
Kidnap her.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:09 am to DavidTheGnome
I realize you are trolling...but why not just go to church?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:10 am to bamafan1001
Nah not trolling, legit question. I just dont go to church is why.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:10 am to bamafan1001
So much fail
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:11 am to DavidTheGnome
Prepare for a lot of guilt if you go after someone who goes to church while you don't.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:11 am to DavidTheGnome
I recommend changing your user name to DavidtheTroll.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:11 am to DavidTheGnome
ask goldennugget
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:12 am to Bayoumike
Ain't trolling my friend, legit question. And I guess the term "church girl" could be "good girl". I'm not looking for a whore is all.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:13 am to DavidTheGnome
Then go to church dummy
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:14 am to DavidTheGnome
Start praying brother. God will send you your woman! We have a wonderul God!
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:14 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
I just dont go to church is why.
Why would a church going girl want a non-church going heathen like yourself?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:14 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
I just dont go to church is why
Hate to break it to you...but a hot, successful girl that is a Christian...is probably gonna date someone that is also a Christian. The odds are not really in your favor if you choose not to frequent the same places that these girls are.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:15 am to djangochained
I might, I'd feel out of place and such, and when they start asking me about my relationship with Christ and such I guess say he's a cool dude?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:15 am to DavidTheGnome
Disguise yourself as Jesus. Tell her that you're the second coming and ask if she wants to see your compound.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:15 am to DavidTheGnome
In the supermarket near the cucumbers.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:16 am to bamafan1001
quote:
Hate to break it to you...but a hot, successful girl that is a Christian...is probably gonna date someone that is also a Christian. The odds are not really in your favor if you choose not to frequent the same places that these girls are.
That's not necessarily true. I've seen it work for plenty of couples.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:17 am to DavidTheGnome
Can you hold frame during a shite test
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:17 am to DavidTheGnome
Woo her with oxycontin.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:18 am to DavidTheGnome
Go to church.
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