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re: How do I get a church girl without going to church?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:18 am to bamafan1001
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:18 am to bamafan1001
I hope you find one, you break down fully to the gospel, and I mean speaking in tongues and running and jumping pews. Then you marry her, she spits out one pup and blows up to about 350. Sinner!!
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:19 am to DavidTheGnome
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I might, I'd feel out of place and such, and when they start asking me about my relationship with Christ
Do you think people are going to ask you this at the door? Maybe just go find a big church and go sit in the back and listen to a sermon. If you tell me where you live I can probably give you a good suggestion for a church...although you are probably trolling
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:19 am to DavidTheGnome
I know several. Some even lurk here.
Recs: Pelican House, Barnes and Noble, Dog Park, Coffee Shops
Recs: Pelican House, Barnes and Noble, Dog Park, Coffee Shops
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:20 am to bamafan1001
If you want a good girl, you aren't trying to impress her, you are trying to impress her parents.
Suck it up and go to church.
Suck it up and go to church.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:21 am to DavidTheGnome
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And I guess the term "church girl" could be "good girl". I'm not looking for a whore is all.
You think church girls aren't whores. Adorable.
There's nothing better than seeing a church club t-shirt crumpled on your floor while you are sodomizing the chick who was at church a few hours before.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:21 am to DavidTheGnome
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That's not necessarily true. I've seen it work for plenty of couples.
It might work for a Christian and a non-Christian, but I can assure that it doesn't work for a Scientologist and someone who isn't completely batshit crazy.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:21 am to DavidTheGnome
You're best bet to get a good girl (not necessarily a church girl) is to look where good girls hang out. Things professional groups you're eligible to join or hobbies that are similar (drinking and DJ's don't count). But if you want a church girl, you're probably going to have to go to church, which isn't that bad.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:22 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:wasting your time here
I'm not looking for a whore is all.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:22 am to DavidTheGnome
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That's not necessarily true. I've seen it work for plenty of couples.
Plenty is relative...9 out of 10 Christian girls that are actually dedicated Christians are going to marry a Christian guy.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:23 am to DavidTheGnome
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I might, I'd feel out of place and such, and when they start asking me about my relationship with Christ and such I guess say he's a cool dude?
Dude is ripped, has a beard and makes magic booze. What isn't cool about that? I'd hang out with him.
And that Mary Magdalene...
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:23 am to DavidTheGnome
Actually a church girl is a easy target because they are always looking to help and save people.
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:23 am to Pico de Gallo
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know several. Some even lurk here.
Hook a brother up. I go to church and am looking for a good girl. Haven't really broke the ice with too many of the hammers besides the "peace be with you"
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:25 am to SuperSaint
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Can you hold frame during a shite test
Not sure what you mean, fake it?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:25 am to fr33manator
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:25 am to DavidTheGnome
Chloroform in the church parking lot?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:26 am to bamafan1001
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Hate to break it to you...but a hot, successful girl that is a Christian...is probably gonna date someone that is also a Christian
This.
Why would she settle for a heathen when she can have a hot, successful Christian guy?
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:26 am to DavidTheGnome
Start a cult and bang all the "good girls".
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:26 am to KyleOrtonsMustache
quote:if they don't count then call me dyscalculia !
drinking and DJ's don't count
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:27 am to DavidTheGnome
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quote:
Can you hold frame during a shite test
Not sure what you mean, fake it?
I think you're looking for transactional not primordial hook ups.... don't think I can help you, but I know a guy
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:27 am to Bayoumike
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It might work for a Christian and a non-Christian, but I can assure that it doesn't work for a Scientologist and someone who isn't completely bat shite crazy.
Ok well I'm not a scientologist or not shite crazy and hopefully she wouldn't be either.
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