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re: How do I convince my mom to NOT move to Louisiana??

Posted on 3/24/24 at 8:33 am to
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9462 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 8:33 am to
Yay another self loathing Louisiana thread. We needed this
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
Member since Feb 2005
4469 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 8:41 am to
Sounds like mom needs to come on and daughter needs to stay her butt out west.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19298 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 8:52 am to
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Living by the ocean




Sounds like mom is a retard
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 8:55 am to
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Ive told her that Louisiana is ranked the absolute worst state for a reason. She lives with my aunt who is mentally and physically disabled and my little cousin who is gay.
Sounds like their conditions are contagious if she wants to move here.

Bringing your aunt would probably increase the average IQ here though.
Posted by 75007Tiger
Member since Aug 2022
6 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 8:57 am to
Most of our mothers want grandchildren. You need grandchildren to entice her to live near you. Help here find economical living opportunities near you.
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
2422 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 9:09 am to
If she has spent most of her years in Colorado, this is the easiest way. Have her visit in August. My aunt that lives in Alaska did that. She wanted to go to the casinos. Once that beautiful summer humidity and heat hit her, game over. She literally acted like she was going to die.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2367 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 9:09 am to
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If this is what I'm looking for, I'd just go to Mississippi.


The beaches in Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas are all trash. Go to AL if you want beaches that don’t look like shite and are still affordable.
This post was edited on 3/24/24 at 9:23 am
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99048 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 9:10 am to
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2. Good weather and humidity


Anyone that has Southern humidity and good weather in the same sentence can’t be trusted.
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16147 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 9:12 am to
Nice to see the incels of the OT spending their Saturday night crying about Louisiana again.

Maybe get out and enjoy it
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26999 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 9:39 am to
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she don’t have a lot of money why shouldn’t she?


Being old with health and mental health issues is no picnic anywhere. It’s a disaster in Louisiana.

Gay kid? No problem. Welcome to NOLA.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12127 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 11:11 am to
It's not near the ocean..tell her to take a look at Gulf Shores, Alabama..thats what she is looking for.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
9928 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 11:27 am to
The food is good, the weather is acceptable and the people are great. The only reason to move away is that there is NO OPPORTUNITIES for young people to raise a family, but for retirees it ain't bad.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8162 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 11:36 am to
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The beaches in Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas are all trash. Go to AL if you want beaches that don’t look like shite and are still affordable.


The actual beach in MS is not trash. The sand is actually pretty nice. Its just the water that isn't great.

Galveston and Grand Isle have brown sand. MS actually has white sand
Posted by CamNewtonsDress
Member since Mar 2024
411 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 11:45 am to
Have her post here for a week.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8656 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 11:58 am to
Wait until June, come for a visit, be sure to bring no cotton or linen clothing.

Stay in a moderate priced motel. Go to the Gulf Coast on a hot day with no wind,

(I was used to the beaches of Virginia and North Carolina and wondered where the clear and clean water and waves went.)

Go to a sports event out doors. Daytime.

Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30026 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:44 pm to
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If she don’t have a lot of money why shouldn’t she?


this ^^^^^^

just be sure to help her move outside the major city population areas and it will be a great place to live
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4585 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:18 pm to
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The roads are awful. Every time I travel out of state, I get mad when we get back in Louisiana and encounter torn up highways with litter on and around them.


Aunt and Uncle live in New Orleans. Every time I see them I check the rims on their cars. Always beat to shite.
This post was edited on 3/24/24 at 1:19 pm
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97644 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:58 pm to
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If she don’t have a lot of money why shouldn’t she?

We don’t need anymore poor people
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
1505 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 2:00 pm to
Heat, humidity, hurricanes, bugs, gecko lizards, alligators, possums, rats, and, coons.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
4993 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 2:02 pm to
Tell her to buy a generator or get a whole home gas setup
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