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How do goofy looking coonass men produce such beautiful daughters?
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:06 pm
Coonass
Coonass daughter


Coonass daughter
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:09 pm to X123F45
Baws have proven over time that they have the necessary wiles to lure fine women. After that, the mom’s genetics take control.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:09 pm to X123F45
Plenty of the daughters don’t look like that for long.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:10 pm to X123F45
1) lots of coonass men work long hours without sunscreen, which makes you look bad
2) most physical characteristics come from the mother, so if you outdo yourself (lookswise) your kids will likely look better than you. Also how when extremely short men somehow end up with tall women, their kids are usually tall.
2) most physical characteristics come from the mother, so if you outdo yourself (lookswise) your kids will likely look better than you. Also how when extremely short men somehow end up with tall women, their kids are usually tall.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:17 pm to X123F45
Southern LA is full of short, goofy looking men and a bunch of smoking hot women. It's quite the combination.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:22 pm to Longhorn Actual
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Southern LA is full of short, goofy looking men
Speak for yourself.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:25 pm to X123F45
Give her a few years and she will soon look like pops.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:26 pm to X123F45
Maybe beautiful women make goofy arse sons who end up making beautiful daughters.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:35 pm to X123F45
He evidently has a hot sister
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:37 pm to X123F45
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How do goofy looking coonass men produce such beautiful daughters?
Jody helps while dey on dat rig, cha.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:38 pm to X123F45
We have some fine women. Some of us men aren’t slouch’s either.
This post was edited on 5/30/25 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:41 pm to GEAUXT
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At 25 she will be 250
She needs to put weight on. That tiney boney body doesn't match her huge head/face
This post was edited on 5/30/25 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:45 pm to TheSadvocate
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He evidently has a hot sister
He said coonass not gumps.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 7:58 pm to X123F45
She will look great with 10 face tattoos.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:07 pm to X123F45
We went to Hawk's a month a so ago for boiled crawfish, and if you've ever been to Hawk's you know that it's literally in the middle of nowhere. We pulled up and there were coonasses and rice farmers and other rough-looking scamps everywhere, and then we walked in and the first person I saw was this young girl who showed us to our table. She was like an angel among the masses. My wife and I were both in shock at how beautiful she was. I was looking around thinking, "How do people that look like this, have offspring that look like that?" Never expected to see someone like her in that environment.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:24 pm to X123F45
Swamp magic. But it’s a trap. They’ll look like their dad by age 45 and you’re trapped.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:28 pm to X123F45
Oilfield money bought him an oilfield honey
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