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Posted on 4/13/19 at 12:03 am to fallguy_1978
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Posted on 4/13/19 at 12:10 am to JBM210
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How do you clean your body?
FIFY.
Answer: With soap and water.
Posted on 4/13/19 at 12:15 am to JBM210
I kick the downspouts off my gutters and soap down. There’s a special grit in the water that serves as a good defoliant. Or whatever the frick that’s called. A scrub.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Posted on 4/13/19 at 12:24 am to NashBamaFan
What type of retard cannot clean themselves??
Small spots on lower to mid back i struggle to reach... but guess what... gravity
Don’t make me call you guys lazy fat asses
Small spots on lower to mid back i struggle to reach... but guess what... gravity
Don’t make me call you guys lazy fat asses
Posted on 4/13/19 at 12:28 am to Twain
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defoliant
You were close.
I think it's exfoliant.
Posted on 4/13/19 at 12:35 am to JBM210
Old spice 3 in 1 cleans everything youre in and out in less than ten minutes
Posted on 4/13/19 at 12:38 am to Lando789
quote:sorry man
I'm 5'3"
Posted on 4/13/19 at 6:38 am to Lando789
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I'm 5'3", a midget, and I have no problem cleaning my own body
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:08 am to TROLA
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ain’t skinny but can easily reach every inch of my body while washing
Can you really reach the center of your back? Are y’all Chinese acrobats?
No matter... I was at the dermatologist with one of my teens, and he said that unless visibly soiled, you really only need to wash your “smelly parts” with soap. So, hair, face, armpits, junk, taint, and arse, in that order.
Shower every morning. Second time in the evening improves likelihood of sexy time.
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:11 am to GusMcRae
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This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 7:38 am
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:12 am to GusMcRae
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Can you really reach the center of your back? Are y’all Chinese acrobats?
Haha. I just tried. Yes, I can reach every part of my back.
This post was edited on 4/13/19 at 9:14 am
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:19 am to JBM210
I only can't reach a little of my back. I can with my back scrubber.
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:21 am to GusMcRae
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Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:22 am to GusMcRae
5’3” and not a midget, dammit
And I can reach the center of my back with my T-Rex arms.
And I can reach the center of my back with my T-Rex arms.
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:37 am to Tester1216
I can reach kinda below my neck over the top, and the small of my back going the other way. There’s no way I can reach between the lower part of my shoulder blades.
I can’t really sit Indian style either. Nor can my dad nor my son... even as kids.
I can’t really sit Indian style either. Nor can my dad nor my son... even as kids.
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:42 am to GusMcRae
It legit didn’t occur to me that it might be hard for people to touch any part of their backs. But it makes sense. We all have different levels of flexibility. Doing this is easy for me.
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:52 am to Ricardo
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They make these things called towels...
I have car wash style shower heads and assorted brushes. I didn’t say I never wash my back. I said I can’t touch every square inch of it.
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:54 am to Lando789
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5'3
Sorry little fella
Posted on 4/13/19 at 9:57 am to Tester1216
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This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 7:37 am
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