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re: How can I get my thighs to look like Mary J's?
Posted on 2/13/22 at 11:17 pm to Tunasntigers92
Posted on 2/13/22 at 11:17 pm to Tunasntigers92
You can’t.
Are you black?
If not, you are gonna have to do a shite ton of leg work to get there. Start lifting heavy!
Are you black?
If not, you are gonna have to do a shite ton of leg work to get there. Start lifting heavy!
Posted on 2/14/22 at 12:44 am to Tunasntigers92
Lots of fat will work
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:33 am to Tunasntigers92
Probably a crisco diet. They fry a lot of stuff in crisco, like chicken for instance. It is some heavenly stuff, I will say. But it goes straight to the thighs. Which is what you’re looking for.
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:37 am to davyjones
Crisco might help to get in between those thighs
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:47 am to swiper
Yeah it’s good for that and all sorts of other household uses.
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:54 am to Tunasntigers92
Her thighs looked like a couple of honey baked hams.
This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 1:54 am
Posted on 2/14/22 at 5:51 am to The Boat
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Her thighs looked like a couple of honey baked hams.
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:05 am to Tunasntigers92
Cornbread and collard greens
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:13 am to Tunasntigers92
This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 6:16 am
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:14 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:
How can I get my thighs to look like Mary J's?
Spray tan
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:15 am to Tunasntigers92
Putting brilliant white, mirrored thigh boots on those legs was an awful choice.
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:34 am to Tunasntigers92
Don't exercise, eat/drink whatever you want and you should be good.
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:34 am to Cuz413
Carbs, lots of carbs, then spend your day with a rolling pin pushing your fat down to your thighs.
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:38 am to Tunasntigers92
Lipo works on the gut but no way to suck all that fat out of those ham hocks.
Posted on 2/14/22 at 7:00 am to DeltaTigerDelta
Looks like she’s about to take a shite.
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 7:21 am to Tunasntigers92
A post with no pics on the first page.
I know her thighs are about as thick as a Raising Canes Chicken Finger back in the day.
This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 7:23 am
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