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re: How can I get my thighs to look like Mary J's?

Posted on 2/13/22 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17064 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 11:17 pm to
You can’t.

Are you black?

If not, you are gonna have to do a shite ton of leg work to get there. Start lifting heavy!
Posted by AuBeerStud
Michigan
Member since Feb 2013
243 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 2/13/22 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12242 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 12:44 am to
Lots of fat will work
Posted by swiper
WilfordBrimleysberg
Member since Dec 2021
202 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:26 am to
Marry me.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30276 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:33 am to
Probably a crisco diet. They fry a lot of stuff in crisco, like chicken for instance. It is some heavenly stuff, I will say. But it goes straight to the thighs. Which is what you’re looking for.
Posted by swiper
WilfordBrimleysberg
Member since Dec 2021
202 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:37 am to
Crisco might help to get in between those thighs
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30276 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:47 am to
Yeah it’s good for that and all sorts of other household uses.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164354 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:54 am to
Her thighs looked like a couple of honey baked hams.
This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 1:54 am
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15368 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:59 am to
Iwhi
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12519 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 5:51 am to
quote:

Her thighs looked like a couple of honey baked hams.


Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:05 am to
Cornbread and collard greens
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:13 am to






This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 6:16 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67506 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:14 am to
quote:

How can I get my thighs to look like Mary J's?

Spray tan
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19569 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:15 am to

Putting brilliant white, mirrored thigh boots on those legs was an awful choice.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11755 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:34 am to
Don't exercise, eat/drink whatever you want and you should be good.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119529 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:34 am to
Carbs, lots of carbs, then spend your day with a rolling pin pushing your fat down to your thighs.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11352 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 6:38 am to
Lipo works on the gut but no way to suck all that fat out of those ham hocks.

Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11087 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 7:00 am to
Looks like she’s about to take a shite.
quote:


Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7553 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 7:21 am to


A post with no pics on the first page.

I know her thighs are about as thick as a Raising Canes Chicken Finger back in the day.



This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 7:23 am
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