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re: Hooking up with a stripper?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:59 am to Darth_Vader
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:59 am to Darth_Vader
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Looking back now I will admit that licking a strippers a-hole is not among my best decisions. Still, it's a a fond memory of my younger and much wilder days.
Considering you call yourself a biker. If you had never licked a stripper's a-hole, I'd question your authenticity.
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Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:00 am to Darth_Vader
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and she throws her legs up on the back of the fouton and buries my face in her bare arse in a 69 position. Not going to lie, I was on that like a hungry calf to its momma' teet.
You ate out a fricking stripper? :yack:
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:01 am to SirSaintly
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You ate out a fricking stripper?
Like groceries.
And I'd like to see you go spend almost a year in the middle of the desert totally isolated from any female contact. I guarantee you'd have your face buried in the first girl who would let you.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 10:05 am
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:02 am to SirSaintly
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You ate out a fricking stripper?
No. He tossed a stripper's salad like her name was Caesar.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:03 am to CCTider
Fell in love with a stripper once. Half Mexican, half Asian. Probably the only time I've ever met an OT 10 IRL. Got her number and tried pretty hard to catch her aids. Wasn't going to pay her for her aids though. Asked her out multiple times. Never got the chance to taste her aids infected vagina. Looking back now my life hasn't progressed much since then. Kinda wish I would have just paid her for the aids. I would have died a happy man.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:06 am to CCTider
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No. He tossed a stripper's salad like her name was Caesar
Well to be perfectly accurate I took care of both front and back doors. Let's just say I was a mess when all was said and done.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 10:08 am
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:09 am to Darth_Vader
Thanks for your service, both to the country, and to single mothers. 
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:13 am to loweralabamatrojan
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Thanks for your service, both to the country, and to single mothers
It was a sacrifice I was willing to make.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:14 am to PortHudsonPlaya
it's fun for about 2 months
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:14 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I used to live right by two of them when I first got out of law school in NOLA in the early 1990's. They both worked at Rick's in the Quarter. They were hot, but very much f'd up. They made a lot of money, but they used to blow a sizeable amount on coke and marijuana.
They drank too much and they smoked all the time, had major self esteem issues
They drank too much and they smoked all the time, had major self esteem issues
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:15 am to KiwiHead
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They drank too much and they smoked all the time, had major self esteem issues
Yeah. That's why they're strippers and not married to a doctor.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:22 am to KiwiHead
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I used to live right by two of them when I first got out of law school in NOLA in the early 1990's. They both worked at Rick's in the Quarter. They were hot, but very much f'd up. They made a lot of money, but they used to blow a sizeable amount on coke and marijuana.
They drank too much and they smoked all the time, had major self esteem issues
You're trying to tell us you knew not just one but TWO strippers who used illegal drugs like pot and cocaine? And on top of that they drank alcohol plus they smoked cigarettes? Plus they had major self esteem issues?!?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:34 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Once in New Orleans. Can't remember the name of the club...hot Hispanic chick.
I wandered in the place about 3am drunk as shite and she convinced me to buy a 1 hour VIP room dance. 300 bucks. So I said frick it and did it figuring nothing would happen but I was on vacation and never done the VIP thing. Usually just sit around the stage and maybe get 1 regular dance if she is hot enough.
Well I go back there, they bring us a bottle of champagne on ice. She gets naked. Then hands me a a little bag of cocaine, says "go into the bathroom and hit this if you want" so I go do that. Come back, she sits in my lap and talks drinking the champagne with me. Soon as the bottle was empty, she yanks my pants off puts on a condom and sucks my dick for 5 min then gets up and rides it reverse cowgirl till I nutted.
Worth 300 bucks easily. Tried VIP a few times since at various clubs, never had anything happen again like that. I guess it's just luck of the draw on what girl you get. But that one was odd because I didn't ask for it or talk her into it, she just did it like it's what she was supposed to do. That's what made it so awesome
I wandered in the place about 3am drunk as shite and she convinced me to buy a 1 hour VIP room dance. 300 bucks. So I said frick it and did it figuring nothing would happen but I was on vacation and never done the VIP thing. Usually just sit around the stage and maybe get 1 regular dance if she is hot enough.
Well I go back there, they bring us a bottle of champagne on ice. She gets naked. Then hands me a a little bag of cocaine, says "go into the bathroom and hit this if you want" so I go do that. Come back, she sits in my lap and talks drinking the champagne with me. Soon as the bottle was empty, she yanks my pants off puts on a condom and sucks my dick for 5 min then gets up and rides it reverse cowgirl till I nutted.
Worth 300 bucks easily. Tried VIP a few times since at various clubs, never had anything happen again like that. I guess it's just luck of the draw on what girl you get. But that one was odd because I didn't ask for it or talk her into it, she just did it like it's what she was supposed to do. That's what made it so awesome
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:38 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Remember the lapdance is much better when the stripper is crying.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:39 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Banged an ex-stripper who was a redhead about 20 years ago. Crazy as a shite house rat but very good pussy!
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:48 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Lived with a chick who was a shot girl at a strip club. Always had her stripper friends over practicing on the pole in the living room.
Damn near never ending supply of weed and blow for free though
Damn near never ending supply of weed and blow for free though
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:50 am to deltaland
A company I was working for wanted me and a few others to relocate to the Houston area. They paid for us to check out the Sugar Land area while we decided on our next steps.
One of the coworkers was an annoying loner who dressed up in full wannabe cowboy regalia. Texas seemed to him as the place dreams came true.
We hit the strip club having a great time and this dude falls in love with a stripper. Despite my best efforts, the guy decides to move to Sugar Land based in most part on the fact that this stripper said "she would date him if he was local"
At one point in the strip joint I tried to give the guy a "timeout" to reassess his perspective. While the girl is whispering in his ear, I ask her to come over and give me a lapdance hoping this reminds the dude he's falling for a trashy whore. The girls earns her $20 and I hoped he saw the error of his ways.
You'd have thought it was the first time the guy had pussy thrown his way. The guy accepts the relocation to Sugar Land but he never finds the girl, and is ultimately laid off from the company 7 months into the relocation.
I saw the writing on the wall and bounced out of that employer for a better job without accepting the reloc.
One of the coworkers was an annoying loner who dressed up in full wannabe cowboy regalia. Texas seemed to him as the place dreams came true.
We hit the strip club having a great time and this dude falls in love with a stripper. Despite my best efforts, the guy decides to move to Sugar Land based in most part on the fact that this stripper said "she would date him if he was local"
At one point in the strip joint I tried to give the guy a "timeout" to reassess his perspective. While the girl is whispering in his ear, I ask her to come over and give me a lapdance hoping this reminds the dude he's falling for a trashy whore. The girls earns her $20 and I hoped he saw the error of his ways.
You'd have thought it was the first time the guy had pussy thrown his way. The guy accepts the relocation to Sugar Land but he never finds the girl, and is ultimately laid off from the company 7 months into the relocation.
I saw the writing on the wall and bounced out of that employer for a better job without accepting the reloc.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:05 am to beerJeep
This is the right play - use them for nose & eye candy, but never get involved (more than an occasional quickie... a very well protected quickie)
Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:05 am to deltaland
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Soon as the bottle was empty, she yanks my pants off puts on a condom and sucks my dick for 5 min then gets up and rides it reverse cowgirl till I nutted.
Don't try this using a CC. Friend ended up with a $2,000 charge. He tried to dispute to no avail.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:09 am to deltaland
Sounds like a party!
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