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re: Hooking up with a stripper?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:55 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:55 pm to Darth_Vader
Dude I’m not gonna lie, I ate the one I dated’s arse pretty much every day I was with her and twice on Saturdays. I even left bruises/marks on her arse cheeks from biting them. She loved that shite. And like I said, she was married. Her husband didn’t want to believe she was cheating in him. He asked me how many times I had slept with his wife and I told him more times than I can count. He told me I was full of shite. I said, “What do you think those marks are all over her arse?” I guess being a stripper he assumed it was a scabies rash or something.
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Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:09 pm to the paradigm
He didnt pick up on it after your mouth looked like?:
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:13 pm to tigahbruh
Dude I don’t know what I was thinking. She was a dirty little whore, she pretty much told me herself, and I didn’t care because she was so hot. What a dumbass I was.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:15 pm to the paradigm
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Dude I don’t know what I was thinking. She was a dirty little whore, she pretty much admitted it to me, and I didn’t care because she was so hot. What a dumbass I was.
Nothing from your posts tells me you're dumb...But maybe you omitted the part about paying for the groceries you were eating
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:22 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Does it count if a girl I dated turned into a stripped afterwards? What a ride that was.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:23 pm to Tigeralum2008
DIDnt pay a cent. As mentioned earlier we actually got an apartment together, for about a month. She pawned her $18000 wedding ring for $7000 because she wanted to go to Florida and elope (and there was a shorter waiting period for her divorce to be finalized or some shite). It was all crazy but I was young and reckless.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:39 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Yes. Knocked up a stripper in Portland, Oregon. She was working out of a place called CJ's in Gresham. (East side of Portland). I was working on the pipeline at the time. Laying pipe: horizontal tubular structure.
But I have a wonderful 20 yo daughter. Good times.
But I have a wonderful 20 yo daughter. Good times.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:45 pm to Rantavious
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But I have a wonderful 20 yo daughter. Good times.
is she now a stripper?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:53 pm to CptBengal
No. I believe she has learned that trying to be a new and improved version of her mother is not a viable future.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:11 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
About 15 years ago I took one from a high class strip club in Houston with me to Vegas. Second day she gets busted for trying to sell herself to some guy in the Casino to score some crack.
It got worse... turned out she was a prison escapee from San Diego and her husband was still in the jail doing time for THEIR armed robbery beef. I got dragged in for "helping to hide her", as if going to a Vegas Casino is hiding someone.
She was nice enough to back up that I really didn t know her but for three days we spent together. They took pics and my info and let me go. Last time I saw her she was cuffed and being shoved into a police car.
It got worse... turned out she was a prison escapee from San Diego and her husband was still in the jail doing time for THEIR armed robbery beef. I got dragged in for "helping to hide her", as if going to a Vegas Casino is hiding someone.
She was nice enough to back up that I really didn t know her but for three days we spent together. They took pics and my info and let me go. Last time I saw her she was cuffed and being shoved into a police car.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:25 pm to RobDione
I bet she was fine AF. That's a crazy story.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:50 pm to deltaland
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I wandered in the place about 3am drunk as shite and she convinced me to buy a 1 hour VIP room dance. 300 bucks.
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Then hands me a a little bag of cocaine. yanks my pants off puts on a condom and sucks my dick for 5 min then gets up and rides it reverse cowgirl till I nutted.
Congrats, you were drunk, got coked up and fricked a tranny
Posted on 12/19/17 at 12:50 am to deltaland
Did she look like Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis in a way but shorter? I had seen one hot Latina in Rick’s that wanted me to go VIP for an hour with her.
This post was edited on 12/19/17 at 12:58 am
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