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re: Hooking up with a stripper?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:26 am to SulphursFinest
Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:26 am to SulphursFinest
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I would rather hook up with a nurse...
I married one. And now I'm divorced
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Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:27 am to deltaland
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Once in New Orleans. Can't remember
How many stories like this are out there..
Posted on 12/18/17 at 11:27 am to Darth_Vader
Other than those problems they were some of the most well adjusted human beings I have ever met 
With them, I ended learning more about the higher end stripper world than I ever cared to. It's not pretty overall, it's a soft version of human trafficking....they work on "contract" with the higher end clubs like Rick's and Hustler. The bosses at those clubs like to keep them coked up, so they will be more......"grateful" to them for their "opportunity". They could pull in about 5K a month in cash, but about 30% of that went back to the club and another 15% went to their "booking agent" and then after the amount they would spend on the drugs, etc. they were just about broke most of the time
With them, I ended learning more about the higher end stripper world than I ever cared to. It's not pretty overall, it's a soft version of human trafficking....they work on "contract" with the higher end clubs like Rick's and Hustler. The bosses at those clubs like to keep them coked up, so they will be more......"grateful" to them for their "opportunity". They could pull in about 5K a month in cash, but about 30% of that went back to the club and another 15% went to their "booking agent" and then after the amount they would spend on the drugs, etc. they were just about broke most of the time
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:17 pm to deltaland
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Once in New Orleans
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Tried VIP a few times since at various clubs, never had anything happen again like that. I guess it's just luck of the draw
Not really. You were in New Orleans. I've had strippers grab my dick on the middle of Bourbon St as I walked by. Those places are just fronts.
Another reason to avoid Bourbon St. Unless you're into that kinda thing.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:21 pm to SulphursFinest
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I would rather hook up with a nurse...
Depending on where you are at, teachers are wilder. Stressful job and they don't get drug tested. Some of the ones I knew in Nola would regularly drink me under the table.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:34 pm to celltech1981
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had one give me the first half of a bj then tell me it would cost 200 more for the second half. no thanks.
I'd take that. She's got no idea how short that first half would be.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:36 pm to Christopher Columbo
Ate a stripper's pussy once in a back room and then jerked off on her. She was pissed that I blew the load all over her. Oh well.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 12:37 pm to Hoovertigah
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Best thing to do is jerk off in the parking lot before entering a strip club. It allows you to think more clearly about such decisions.
I've got self control issues, so I even do this at the grocery store and Target.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:26 pm to Christopher Columbo
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:35 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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I married one. And now I'm divorced
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:36 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Both times I was in new orleans.
I got a stripper's email address.
Then another time, I was in a strip club with a group of people (maybe 8 or 9 of us). One of the strippers asked me if we could exchange numbers. I had been drinking so I did... We left later that night and about 10 mins after leaving she texted me and asked if me or anyone with me was interested in spending time with her and that since she "liked us" she would give us the "friend" rate. She sent 3 or 4 text that night, I woke up the next morning and deleted her number.
I got a stripper's email address.
Then another time, I was in a strip club with a group of people (maybe 8 or 9 of us). One of the strippers asked me if we could exchange numbers. I had been drinking so I did... We left later that night and about 10 mins after leaving she texted me and asked if me or anyone with me was interested in spending time with her and that since she "liked us" she would give us the "friend" rate. She sent 3 or 4 text that night, I woke up the next morning and deleted her number.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:38 pm to TigrrrDad
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Free food - who could pass up free strip club food?
It would give new meaning to being grossed out if you got a hair in your food.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:49 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:My new alter name.
licking a strippers a-hole
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:53 pm to OweO
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I got a stripper's email address.
Then another time, I was in a strip club with a group of people (maybe 8 or 9 of us). One of the strippers asked me if we could exchange numbers. I had been drinking so I did... We left later that night and about 10 mins after leaving she texted me and asked if me or anyone with me was interested in spending time with her and that since she "liked us" she would give us the "friend" rate. She sent 3 or 4 text that night, I woke up the next morning and deleted her number.
Edgy as hell, right here.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:03 pm to Panny Crickets
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Edgy as hell, right here.
I am a force bruh.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:09 pm to OweO
quote:You ever think about writing screenplays?
OweO
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:14 pm to CoachChappy
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“Dating” or hanging around strippers is a dangerous and crazy life. If you aren’t 21-23 years old, I wouldn’t recommend it.
Scariest thing is bringing them home to an address on Almonaster in NOLA......
Who knew people lived on Almonaster, cause the do.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:22 pm to OweO
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Both times I was in new orleans.
I got a stripper's email address.
Then another time, I was in a strip club with a group of people (maybe 8 or 9 of us). One of the strippers asked me if we could exchange numbers. I had been drinking so I did... We left later that night and about 10 mins after leaving she texted me and asked if me or anyone with me was interested in spending time with her and that since she "liked us" she would give us the "friend" rate. She sent 3 or 4 text that night, I woke up the next morning and deleted her number.
This literally happens to anyone that goes to any strip club anywhere that spends any kind of money. If you were worth a shite, you'd be able to get more out them at the club without paying extra.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:45 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I used to slay a Romanian one when I was stationed in Germany, good times.
Could treat her like shite and gave no fricks about her feelings.
Could treat her like shite and gave no fricks about her feelings.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:48 pm to Sid in Lakeshore
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Scariest thing is bringing them home to an address on Almonaster in NOLA......
Who knew people lived on Almonaster, cause the do.
That sounds terrifying. How many dead bodies do you think you'd pass up on average (Like in the thick uncut grass and overgrowth all around there)?
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