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re: Hooking up with a stripper?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 6:58 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Posted on 12/18/17 at 6:58 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Did you know men can get yeast infections? I didn't either until I brought a stripper home.
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Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:10 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Friends used to bring them home all the timw, I've played with thek boobiew but that's as far as I'll go
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:26 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Me and one of my lifelong friends meet up at Visions every now and then. He lives an hour and a half away and is always on the road for work, so when we get a chance to hang out a few times/ yr. we just meet up for a few beers at da club. Last year he dated one of the girls. He’s in his early 50s, and she was around 23 or so and smoking hot. My wife and I hung out for a weekend with them in Biloxi.
He was brave enough to hit it bareback. He even had me stop at the convenience store for condoms while we were out, but back at the hotel he got caught up in the action and didn’t have time to put one on. She had her issues - 2 mixed-race kids with a boyfriend in prison. He went out with her a few times, but right around that time her boyfriend was coming home from prison and she wasn’t sure if she should get back with him. Then she just disappeared. The other girls at the club didn’t even know where she went or what happened - just vanished. He just started seeing another girl from there a couple weeks ago. We might hit up da club tonight.
He was brave enough to hit it bareback. He even had me stop at the convenience store for condoms while we were out, but back at the hotel he got caught up in the action and didn’t have time to put one on. She had her issues - 2 mixed-race kids with a boyfriend in prison. He went out with her a few times, but right around that time her boyfriend was coming home from prison and she wasn’t sure if she should get back with him. Then she just disappeared. The other girls at the club didn’t even know where she went or what happened - just vanished. He just started seeing another girl from there a couple weeks ago. We might hit up da club tonight.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:27 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Best thing to do is jerk off in the parking lot before entering a strip club. It allows you to think more clearly about such decisions. “Ok, where was I”? The guilt and shame the next morning can be overwhelming. And it’s cheaper.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:27 am to fjlee90
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Went to Crazy Horse across the river about 6 years ago. It was a weekday or a Sunday night maybe. Either way it was empty.
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I'm assuming since we were the only fellas in there, they felt obliged to chat us up and take our money so we spent a good 3-4 hours in there shooting the shite with some B grade (at best) strippers. Ended up having 3 of them come home with us (God bless cocaine).
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I slept with one of them. One of my good friends ended up dating another one for a while (awful fricking decision). For me it was a one and done scenario. Probably because she was every bit as disappointed as any other woman who has ever slept with me
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:33 am to TigrrrDad
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Me and one of my lifelong friends meet up at Visions every now and then. He lives an hour and a half away and is always on the road for work, so when we get a chance to hang out a few times/ yr. we just meet up for a few beers at da club. Last year he dated one of the girls. He’s in his early 50s, and she was around 23 or so and smoking hot. My wife and I hung out for a weekend with them in Biloxi.
He was brave enough to hit it bareback. He even had me stop at the convenience store for condoms while we were out, but back at the hotel he got caught up in the action and didn’t have time to put one on. She had her issues - 2 mixed-race kids with a boyfriend in prison. He went out with her a few times, but right around that time her boyfriend was coming home from prison and she wasn’t sure if she should get back with him. Then she just disappeared. The other girls at the club didn’t even know where she went or what happened - just vanished. He just started seeing another girl from there a couple weeks ago. We might hit up da club tonight.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:40 am to Hoovertigah
quote:Honestly, this is the best post in this thread.
Best thing to do is jerk off in the parking lot before entering a strip club. It allows you to think more clearly about such decisions. “Ok, where was I”? The guilt and shame the next morning can be overwhelming. And it’s cheaper.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:41 am to celltech1981
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had one give me the first half of a bj then tell me it would cost 200 more for the second half.
And they say you can’t learn anything from the OT. I never realized BJs were done in halves.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:47 am to JBeam
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Best thing to do is jerk off in the parking lot before entering a strip club. It allows you to think more clearly about such decisions. “Ok, where was I”? The guilt and shame the next morning can be overwhelming. And it’s cheaper. Honestly, this is the best post in this thread.
Until the cops shine a flashlight in your car and the strip club just so happens to be a few hundred feet away from an elementary school.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:11 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I’ve heard less lies at strip club. Some of you are very imaginative
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:17 am to PortHudsonPlaya
One of my friends from high school lost his virginity to a stripper, so there's that. I'm sure he's got an STD or two that he hasn't told us about though from that.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:22 am to fjlee90
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Ended up having 3 of them come home with us (God bless cocaine).
I slept with one of them. One of my good friends ended up dating another one for a while (awful fricking decision). For me it was a one and done scenario.
Good call.
Stripper or not. If you meet a chick, do a bunch of blow, and bang on that first night, it should always be a one and done scenario.
Not that I do that shite anymore.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:30 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Hooking up with a stripper?
You don't want a STD
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:34 am to biggsc
Go listen to Hollywood Nights by Bob Seeger
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:35 am to CCTider
Weekend after I came home from the army buddies took me to the Platinum Club in Anniston. That place put many a fine young girl though Jacksonville State back in the day. Well my buddies told this gorgeous blond girl I had just come home and they wanted her to show me a good time in the VIP room. Well I guess this girl was a true patriot. She takes me back there and has me sit down on this fouton. Next thing I know she turns around, gets completely naked (didn't even bother with any pretense of a dance) and she throws her legs up on the back of the fouton and buries my face in her bare arse in a 69 position. Not going to lie, I was on that like a hungry calf to its momma' teet. While I'm doing that, she's doing the same to my dick to completion and without spilling a drop. We both walked out of there with a smile on our faces. Looking back now I'm amazed I didn't walk out with more than I'd bargained for but 24 year old me just home from Desert Strom gave zero fricks.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:39 am to JBeam
How many of you baws hitting the Christmas party at Visions on the 22nd?
Free food - who could pass up free strip club food?
I’m a little disappointed because they took down the billboard on the interstate that said “get off at Downman Rd.” and replaced it with the Christmas billboard.
Free food - who could pass up free strip club food?
I’m a little disappointed because they took down the billboard on the interstate that said “get off at Downman Rd.” and replaced it with the Christmas billboard.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:41 am to TigrrrDad
quote:I like my tater tots & chicken tenders with as little glitter as possible dude.
Free food - who could pass up free strip club food?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:52 am to Darth_Vader
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me back there and has me sit down on this fouton. Next thing I know she turns around, gets completely naked (didn't even bother with any pretense of a dance) and she throws her legs up on the back of the fouton and buries my face in her bare arse in a 69 position.
Be glad you didn't catch pink eye.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:56 am to CCTider
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Be glad you didn't catch pink eye.
Or worse. Looking back now I will admit that licking a strippers a-hole is not among my best decisions. Still, it's a a fond memory of my younger and much wilder days.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 9:57 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I married one
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