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re: Home Inspector arrested for making sweet love to an Elmo doll in a client’s nursery.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:46 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:46 am to Tyga Woods
He’s going to shred that house in his report.
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:49 am to SOSFAN
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Weird. Its not even like Elmo is hot or anything.
I think it’s more about this pervert getting some kind of satisfaction of leaving Elmo behind covered in his semen and pubes in hopes the baby will cuddle with it.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:56 am to LCA131
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Pal.. Just cuz you don't like gingers others might...
Elmo takes ginger to a another level. And look at his body. Not much of a figure and absolutely no butt. I would say Elmo is about a 7 six pack date
Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:58 am to Ghost of Colby
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think it’s more about this pervert getting some kind of satisfaction of leaving Elmo behind covered in his semen and pubes in hopes the baby will cuddle with it.
Ok now thats just nasty! We don't need that kind of filth in this thread. Its already bad enough that a f*cking Elmo doll is getting more than I am.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:12 am to SOSFAN
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Its not even like Elmo is hot or anything
yeah, well, you know, thats just like, your opinion, man
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:15 am to Tyga Woods
Can we also note that he is wearing a mask in an empty house, presumably for germ reasons, but is fine leaving his jizz lying around
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:20 am to CamdenTiger
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:20 am to Tyga Woods
1000000 to 1 odds he voted for Biden.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:25 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:34 am to Tyga Woods
The owners became concerned something was amiss when Elmo no longer sang but would instead sob each time his nose was squeezed for silly sounds.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:49 am to Tyga Woods
Serial killer behavior...100%
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:20 pm to jonboy
Sao will be here to tell us this is no big deal. It’s just a plush doll. Think for yourselves.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:22 pm to Legion of Doom
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Maybe that Elmo doll reminded him of Katy Perry in that Elmo t shirt which is enough incentive to pleasure one’s self.
She peaked at that moment. It's been a long slide since then.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:23 pm to Tyga Woods
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VanLuven
Dirty Dutch monkey
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:24 pm to Tyga Woods
VanLuven
Name seems oddly appropriate
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:26 pm to Tyga Woods
he looks like a muppet in his mug shot
Posted on 10/12/22 at 2:23 pm to bootyswamper
Bump for verdict.
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A home inspector who was accused of masturbating with a Tickle Me Elmo doll in a client’s prospective home has been found guilty of one crime and acquitted of another.
Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 61, of Clarkston, was convicted of aggravated indecent exposure at the conclusion of a jury trial in Oakland County Circuit Court on Oct. 11. The trial started and ended the same day.
The jury returned with a not guilty verdict for a misdemeanor charge of malicious destruction of property.
The charges against VanLuven stemmed from a 2020 home inspection when a nanny cam recorded him in a child’s bedroom where he appeared to be pleasuring himself with the toy. The homeowners, who were off-site, were notified by an app.
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Posted on 10/12/22 at 3:16 pm to SOSFAN
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Weird. Its not even like Elmo is hot or anything.
Speak for yourself
Posted on 10/12/22 at 3:27 pm to Bunk Moreland
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The jury returned with a not guilty verdict for a misdemeanor charge of malicious destruction of property.
I'm curious about the jurors who felt strongly that rubbing ones dick all over a kids elmo toy didn't qualify as malicious destruction of property.
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