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Home Inspector arrested for making sweet love to an Elmo doll in a client’s nursery.

Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:27 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:27 am




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A Michigan home inspector has been arrested after he was filmed "pleasuring himself" with an Elmo doll in a client's home, police say. Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59, was charged on Wednesday with aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction of property. The alleged incident occurred on March 12, when a couple who were selling their Oxford Township home agreed to an inspection, allowing VanLuven and the potential buyer's real estate agent in.


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After vacating the premises to allow the inspection to take place, a camera set up in the nursery alerted the 22-year-old female homeowner to motion in the nursery.

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Watching the footage, she allegedly saw VanLuven touching himself, and immediately began recording him. According to Oakland County Sheriff's Office, he then picked up an Elmo plushie from the nursery and "appeared to be pleasuring himself with the doll"; He then returned the muppet to its original location. Police were called to the home; during questioning, VanLuven insisted he had just moved the doll to inspect an electrical outlet, and did nothing else.


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VanLuven was released on $2,500 bond. As a condition of bond, he is not allowed be alone in any residential property he does not own, is to have no contact with the victims, and must undergo a mental health evaluation.


TooFab
Posted by momentoftruth87
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:29 am to
Idiot
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted by Dragula
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:30 am to
And here I just knew it was Florida...
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:30 am to
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Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:30 am to
was that wrong?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:30 am to
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aggravated indecent exposure


Seems excessive and he wasn’t out in public
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:32 am to
The prevalence of home camera systems has really destroyed the good times you used to be able to have

Now you can't check out the panty drawers of the home you're housesitting for without risk of being caught.
Posted by Tbonepatron
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:33 am to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:33 am to
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VanLuven


Is this Mc’s dad?
Posted by Backinthe615
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Posted by Spankum
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:34 am to
Nothing surprises me anymore...
Posted by USMEagles
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:35 am to
The way shite is now, there are certain trades where this would be an OK tradeoff just to get the guy out to your house.
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:38 am to
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:39 am to
He probably thought he was covered in one of the 617 disclaimer statements in most home inspection work.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:42 am to
Weird. Its not even like Elmo is hot or anything.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:44 am to
Maybe that Elmo doll reminded him of Katy Perry in that Elmo t shirt which is enough incentive to pleasure one’s self.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:44 am to
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Weird. Its not even like Elmo is hot or anything


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Pal.. Just cuz you don't like gingers others might...
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:45 am to
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He probably thought he was covered in one of the 617 disclaimer statements in most home inspection work.


Pretty sure that's in either in the LRRP document or the Notice of Right to Cancel. I could be thinking of Maryland, though.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 10:45 am to
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Seems excessive and he wasn’t out in public


All that matters is that someone might see you
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