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re: HOA covenants: the good, the bad , and the ugly

Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by lsu1980
Member since Feb 2007
1994 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 5:59 pm to
The house next door to me is decaying before my eyes and the HOA is useless. Mold all over the bricks and siding, torn window screens from a hailstorm 6 years ago blowing in the breeze, and the backyard has apparently been returned to nature. HOA apparently can’t force them to do anything.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 6:01 pm to
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The house next door to me is decaying before my eyes and the HOA is useless. Mold all over the bricks and siding, torn window screens from a hailstorm 6 years ago blowing in the breeze, and the backyard has apparently been returned to nature. HOA apparently can’t force them to do anything.


Call your city’s code enforcement they have the means and will for enforcement.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 6:03 pm to
The Ugly...

The amount of condominiums being built with many of them college-aged brats being handed everything from daddy. Talking condos that cost 300 to 400.

The good...

Keeps people from being lazy and prevents ridiculous tackiness.

The bad...

Becomes a tie of "Who is who in Baton Rouge" keeping up with the Joneses assholes who band together.
Posted by lsu1980
Member since Feb 2007
1994 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 6:05 pm to
I called code enforcement. Only citation was for a rotten porch post. Apparently the mold, torn screens, and rotten wood around some windows was ok. And they claim they are not allowed to go in backyards at all.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 6:18 pm to
We have a gay couple in my neighborhood that police the shite out of non-compliance people. One dude will get on the Nextdoor app and tell people in all caps to stain their fences and mow their grass.

This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 6:26 pm
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 6:59 pm to
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Um okay...the city government has much more depth than your HOA, but okay I understand you like wasting money on redundancies


I would love to see a city ordinance tell someone they couldn’t have a 4/12 pitched roof, vinyl windows, or paint their house purple.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 7:09 pm to
you forgot about

its not allowed to have a boat even in your garage (because then car parked outside is an issue)

told how many and what types trees and flowers you have to have

you can only have their approved mail box

and i shite you not, they put limits on the number of ups/fedex packages you can get in a month (because those trucks are a blight on neighborhood image)

and my most favorite is being told what days and time slot you must cut your grass

Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5486 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

if you are going to change the outside color of your house it must be approved by the HOAs designer

That’s dumb.



Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34738 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 10:16 pm to
But they let them park Honda Ridgelines....

What the frick kind of HOA was that....
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 10:17 pm
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:59 am to
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But they let them park Honda Ridgelines....


Yeah that’s the thing. Must be anti-Americanism
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:43 am to
quote:

told how many and what types trees and flowers you have to have you can only have their approved mail box and i shite you not, they put limits on the number of ups/fedex packages you can get in a month (because those trucks are a blight on neighborhood image) and my most favorite is being told what days and time slot you must cut your grass


None if this is real.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61695 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:47 am to
quote:

I repainted my front door when I moved in but no problem.
well, you dodged a bullet there.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:51 am to
quote:

ave no issues with my neighbors what so ever.. Everyone maintains their lawn and and keeps the area pretty clean.. However, most park in the driveway... Garages are for boats..


What happens when someone you like moves out and some trash moves in that keeps their car on blocks in the front yard and their grass looks like the Serengeti?
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30723 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:56 am to
My HOA isn’t bad. Nothing overbearing and I think they genuinely just want people to not do anything too stupid to affect the home value.

My neighbor built a shed in his backyard. It’s a nice shed that closely resembles his house so not a big deal, but he didn’t run it by the HOA first. I’m sure the old lady across the street called it in. HOA didn’t do anything, just put a reminder out to make sure you talk to the HOA before making changes like that to your property. They didn’t tell him anything, even though the shed is supposed to be attached to the house per the bylaws, but like I said, it’s not a shitty shed.

Talked to my neighbor about it and he says, I didn’t join the HOA so I don’t have to follow those stupid rules.
I’m tempted to go tell the HOA his thoughts on this so they can put a lien on his house for being a dumbass and not paying the fees for the last 3 years, but I’m not into drama. Just don’t understand how one can be so stupid. You bought a house in the neighborhood that has a HOA. If you don’t want to be part of the HOA, don’t buy the house. It’s not a choice to not join once you buy the house. He honestly thinks since he doesn’t pay, he doesn’t have to follow the rules.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:56 am to
quote:

What happens when someone you like moves out and some trash moves in that keeps their car on blocks in the front yard and their grass looks like the Serengeti?


The city’s code enforcement will handle that easily.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:14 am to
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Just don’t understand how one can be so stupid. You bought a house in the neighborhood that has a HOA. If you don’t want to be part of the HOA, don’t buy the house.


it's literally this simple. it's unbelievably simple.

when buying a house:
a) read everything you sign
b) if one of those things they ask you to sign is an HOA covenant:
...1) agree and sign and buy house
...2) don't agree, don't sign, don't buy house


THAT'S EVERYTHING.
This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 9:15 am
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:17 am to












Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43531 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:17 am to
Can we add, stops 10 families from living in one home to the list?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66987 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:31 am to
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The city’s code enforcement will handle that easily.

Many neighborhoods around here are not located in side city limits,thus there are no "codes".
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
58277 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:32 am to
quote:

He honestly thinks since he doesn’t pay, he doesn’t have to follow the rules.


Sounds like your HOA doesn't enforce anything. HOA's have the power to put a lien on your house until you comply.
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