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Hilarious sports quotes.

Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:09 pm
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:09 pm
I'll start with two:

Vitas Gerulaitis, after he beat Jimmy Connors to break a 16 match losing streak to Connors said: “And let that be a lesson to you all. No one beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.”

John McKay, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Reporter - “What do you think of your team’s execution coach?” McKay - “I’m in favor of it.”
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7334 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:12 pm to
Yogi Berra could have a book of these.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8655 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay

Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41146 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:13 pm to
"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours." -Yogi

“I know why Peyton came back for his senior year. He wanted to be a three-time star of the Citrus Bowl.” -Spurrier
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53662 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:14 pm to
“Practice?” - AI
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12123 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:15 pm to
Quote by bird35.

I was coaching a JV high school basketball team at a camp. The varsity coach signed us up as a varsity team to showcase a player whose brother just got a scholarship to Duke.

This player got hurt in game one and we lost 6 consecutive games.

We won game 7 but then lost game 8.

After the game I said “Well guys, you can’t win them all.”



Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18889 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:15 pm to
Look at that little monkey run!
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25846 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
8903 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:21 pm to



Posted by 89AUTiger
Member since May 2020
109 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:21 pm to
“Hindsight is 50-50.”
Coach Pat Dye, Auburn
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3311 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:24 pm to
When asked by Bob Costas why he took his wife on all of the Oilers' road trips Bum Phillips replied...

"Because she's too ugly to kiss goodbye."
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
33926 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
Member since Oct 2020
807 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

"In the ring, I never really knew fear." ~ Rocky Marciano
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
33926 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
33926 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3017 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:35 pm to
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7460 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:35 pm to
Back in the 80's, Auburn was supposed to play Kansas in Lawrence in football. Kansas allowed Auburn to move the game to Auburn (for a fee).

When asked about it, the Kansas Head Coach said, "It's bad enough they are going to read about it, I don't want them to see it".
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
33926 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:35 pm to
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71295 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259597 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:43 pm to
John McKay has a boat load of them.

quote:

"If you have everyone back from a team that lost ten games, the experience isn't too important."


quote:

"If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay."


quote:

"Can't stop the pass or the run. Otherwise, we're in great shape."


quote:

"Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs."


quote:

“We can’t win at home and we can’t win on the road” “What we need is a neutral site.”


quote:

“What did you think of your team’s execution, Coach?” The answer: “I’m in favor of it.”
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