89AUTiger

It’s been a while since the dems got to spike a football. And it shows.

I came up in the generation of having Carter being the president, double digit inflation, oil embargo and 20% prime lending. Do you think I dreamed of owning a house and 2 cars? Every young person thinks they have it so bad. Like my dad told me, suck it up, buttercup. Be a man and everything will be okay. This is, STILL, the land of opportunity. Sorry if things won’t be handed to you on a silver platter. You’ll have to work to earn a living…just like every other man before you. This generation will be just fine if they remember they have balls and already won the lottery by being a citizen of the greatest country. That is not hyperbole.

28-20 Auburn

2018 BMW M4 hardtop convertible with manual transmission. This is before bmw went nuts on the beaver teeth grill. For a little less, you could get the 2018 440i hardtop convertible.

I want to start with Yale.

I would say the 1998-99 Buckeyes. From 8-22 the previous year to 27-9 and a final four the next. If the Tigers make the final four, I’d say that would tie or top the Buckeyes. But the Buckeyes did it without nil, so there’s that.

I have been a big fan of Kerry Goode ever since that fateful night back in ‘84 when Alabama and BC played. I watched that game. I saw his amazing ability. He was a special player. Then, the injury. Even though I was a student at Auburn at the time, I became a Kerry Goode fan. Kerry is the epitome of class and I cheered him on through every step of his recovery, all the way through his college career and his all too brief pro career. Forget football, Kerry is a special person. I know his playing career didn’t turn out like he wanted, but I’m betting he had a bigger, more important impact on the people around him by how he handled life’s detour. God’s plans are always better than our own. And now, he’s doing it again. Setting the example for all of us. Kerry, you are a great man. And I’m praying for you and your loved ones. Thank you to the mods for letting me post.

So, was pussy defeated? A tie? Let’s go to the judges…

I played baseball back in the early 70s thru early 80s in a small town in south Alabama. About a third of the players were black and the rest were white. One night, I was pitching and I hit a fellow classmate in the arm with a wild pitch. I’m white. He’s black. He yells, “Hey, you trying to kill me?” I say, “Just take your base, Willy”. The next day, in school, I see him in the lunchroom and I say to him, “Willy, I’ve never tried to hit any batter in my life. Why’d you get so mad?” He said, ‘I know. It hurt and I just blurted it out.” We both laughed. That’s about all I got. I feel sorry for kids these days. I blame social media. Truly the devil’s workshop.

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Auburn throws toilet paper into trees to celebrate big wins. At least they did back when they had trees and big wins.

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Every good joke is grounded in truth. Sadly, this was funny. I gave you a green arrow.