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re: Hilarious sports quotes.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:00 pm to JodyPlauche
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:00 pm to JodyPlauche
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John McKay
While at USC, he was asked if he had any concerns about OJ Simpson carrying the ball so many times in a game. He replied "No, the ball isn't that heavy and besides, he doesn't belong to a union."
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Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:07 pm to BK Lounge
Joe Namath (may have been Stabler), "coach (Bear) had an open door policy, but none of us were stupid enough to go in"
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:08 pm to jimmy the leg
Les Miles was a real life unironic Jack Handey.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:10 pm to alpinetiger
Yogi
When you come to a fork in the road….take it
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:12 pm to Grievous Angel
Stirling Moss-“James, they’ve changed the regulations concerning the air boxes and the wings and yet you’re still extremely fast. How do you do it?”
James Hunt-“Big balls”
Moss-“Oh forget it”
youtube link
James Hunt-“Big balls”
Moss-“Oh forget it”
youtube link
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:13 pm to alpinetiger
“Your Mississippi State drive of the game is my drive home to Tupelo”
Jack Cristil
Jack Cristil
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:14 pm to namvet6566
Reporter to Tug Mcgraw: “ Tug do you rather real grass or turf”
Tug: “ Not sure I never smoked any turf”
Tug: “ Not sure I never smoked any turf”
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:17 pm to alpinetiger
Ron Santo: "he runs like he is mad at the ground"
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:24 pm to alpinetiger
“Even God can’t hit a 1 iron.” — Lee Trevino
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:26 pm to alpinetiger
When Mike Tyson lost to Lennox Lewis during the post fight interview the reporter asked "Now, what's next for Mike Tyson" and Tyson replied "I don't know man, I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian".
Edit: I see someone already posted this with a clip to boot.
Edit: I see someone already posted this with a clip to boot.
This post was edited on 1/9/22 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:30 pm to jimmy the leg
Spurrier quotes are gold
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:46 pm to deltaland
“Chris relf can throw it long. He can’t throw it accurately, but he can throw it long”
“Mercifully the clock continues to run”
"Well, the Bulldogs take a delay of game. That backs them up to their 4 where it will be fourth and 31. We just wanted to McAdams plenty of room to kick the ball because he has such a powerful leg."
More from Jack Cristil. GOAT radio announcer
“Mercifully the clock continues to run”
"Well, the Bulldogs take a delay of game. That backs them up to their 4 where it will be fourth and 31. We just wanted to McAdams plenty of room to kick the ball because he has such a powerful leg."
More from Jack Cristil. GOAT radio announcer
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:51 pm to deltaland
It's a little like breakfast; you eat ham and eggs. As coaches and players, we're like the ham. You see, the chicken's involved but the pig's committed. We're like the pig, they're like the chicken. They're involved, but everything we have rides on this. ~ Mike Leach on officials
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:57 pm to Sput
quote:
“Ten years? Ricky’s been playing in the big leagues at least 16, 17 years.
Rickey was definitely a character.
quote:
In the early 1980s, the Oakland A’s accounting department was freaking out. The books were off $1 million. After an investigation, it was determined Rickey was the reason why. The GM asked him about a $1 million bonus he had received and Rickey said instead of cashing it, he framed it and hung it on a wall at his house.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 3:21 pm to highcotton2
"I got a blow job under the right field bleachers by the Yankee bullpen. It was the 3rd or 4th inning and I had a pulled groin and couldn't frick at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked my what to do with the cum after I come in her mouth.
I said don't ask me. I'm no cocksucker."- Mickey Mantle The All-American Boy
I said don't ask me. I'm no cocksucker."- Mickey Mantle The All-American Boy
This post was edited on 1/9/22 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 1/9/22 at 3:34 pm to alpinetiger
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"Protecting the football has been our Achilles' tendon this season," Hallman said.
Not hilarious but sad that Curley was head football coach at LSU.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 3:52 pm to alpinetiger
If it was third down, and you needed four yards, if you’d get the ball to Walt Garrison, he’d get ya five. And if it was third down and ya needed 20 yards, if you’d get the ball to Walt Garrison, by God, he’d get you five.
—Tom Landry
—Tom Landry
Posted on 1/9/22 at 3:55 pm to JudgeRoyBean
NASCAR driver Sterling Marlin, when asked what caused his wreck that involved Greg Biffle: "I got run over by a bugeyed dummy, I guess."
Posted on 1/9/22 at 3:56 pm to alpinetiger
Posted on 1/9/22 at 3:58 pm to alpinetiger
“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.”
-Rodman
-Rodman
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