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Help me out here with this country music
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:23 pm
Do people actually like this stuff. I'm sitting here trying to see how the hell this guy got all the crap he's singing about in the truck he's singing about driving on a backroad Actually that's too city for this guy, his truck never sees blacktop.
This guy finds a way to drive 20 miles without getting on a road period. He's going from mud hole to mud hole. The back roads are too city for this baw. He don't even hit dirt roads he just mud rides from parish to parish.
The whole ride is drinking Kentucky deluxe out the bottle . He's got 7 gun racks in his 97 z71..theres alwa6s a sticker on the back, this one happens to say,if it fly's it dies with a picture of baw Jr pissing on a Ford logo.
This baw somehow has a bon fire going in the bed of his truck constantly and hasn't been blown to smitharines yet.
I just can't figure out how he fits his girl, who's riding in the little middle seat of his single cab, his 7 gun racks, 37 empty cans of dip that he saves, for some reason,hes got old spit bottles everywhere that are growing shite worse then Chernobyl. He's got his cooler with all his beer and his emptys so he can count then and put it on facebook in a subtle way.
Old baws facebook post. me and the ole lady went mud riding and she couldn't believe how many times she had to pee, that's what happens when you drink 22 beers in one night..
What else is in The country music baws truck. I missed somethingm..
GOD the musics awful and predictable.
This guy finds a way to drive 20 miles without getting on a road period. He's going from mud hole to mud hole. The back roads are too city for this baw. He don't even hit dirt roads he just mud rides from parish to parish.
The whole ride is drinking Kentucky deluxe out the bottle . He's got 7 gun racks in his 97 z71..theres alwa6s a sticker on the back, this one happens to say,if it fly's it dies with a picture of baw Jr pissing on a Ford logo.
This baw somehow has a bon fire going in the bed of his truck constantly and hasn't been blown to smitharines yet.
I just can't figure out how he fits his girl, who's riding in the little middle seat of his single cab, his 7 gun racks, 37 empty cans of dip that he saves, for some reason,hes got old spit bottles everywhere that are growing shite worse then Chernobyl. He's got his cooler with all his beer and his emptys so he can count then and put it on facebook in a subtle way.
Old baws facebook post. me and the ole lady went mud riding and she couldn't believe how many times she had to pee, that's what happens when you drink 22 beers in one night..
What else is in The country music baws truck. I missed somethingm..
GOD the musics awful and predictable.
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:24 pm to Tigerpride18
quote:
driving on a backpack.
Backpacks get terrible fuel economy unless you get them to 70mph
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:26 pm to Tigerpride18
can you help me out with what the frick you just said
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:26 pm to Tigerpride18
You call that music? I prefer Chopin.
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:28 pm to MorbidTheClown
They need one, for the love God that music is the worst
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:28 pm to Tigerpride18
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Backroad dick
You want some backroad dick?
I bet he’ll give you some
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:29 pm to Tigerpride18
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:29 pm to Tigerpride18
The most famous country song now is performed by a gay black man.
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:33 pm to stelly1025
I was trying to get everyone involved in talking about new country, cuz it sux. I thought we could all come up with things out of new country music baws truck.... What I wrote could be a country song these days, or the way Jason Aldean wants ppl to think he lives his life.
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:35 pm to Esquire
There are more objects in ole baws truck, I promise. Anybody got any ideas?
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:36 pm to Tigerpride18
Bro Country scoring system. One point for each reference:
*back road/dirt road
*truck
*river/lake
*moon/sun
*tailgate
*female attire
*ice chest
*alcohol
*reference to a non-country artist (2 pts)
*reference to a traditional country artist
*mud
*radio
*back road/dirt road
*truck
*river/lake
*moon/sun
*tailgate
*female attire
*ice chest
*alcohol
*reference to a non-country artist (2 pts)
*reference to a traditional country artist
*mud
*radio
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:37 pm to Tigerpride18
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here are more objects in ole baws truck, I promise. Anybody got any ideas?
I bet there's a big glass of shut the frick up in there, see if you can find that.
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:37 pm to Tigerpride18
Morgan Wallen is the only "new era" country that I really like at the moment.
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