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Help me out here with this country music

Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:23 pm
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
33278 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:23 pm
Do people actually like this stuff. I'm sitting here trying to see how the hell this guy got all the crap he's singing about in the truck he's singing about driving on a backroad Actually that's too city for this guy, his truck never sees blacktop.

This guy finds a way to drive 20 miles without getting on a road period. He's going from mud hole to mud hole. The back roads are too city for this baw. He don't even hit dirt roads he just mud rides from parish to parish.

The whole ride is drinking Kentucky deluxe out the bottle . He's got 7 gun racks in his 97 z71..theres alwa6s a sticker on the back, this one happens to say,if it fly's it dies with a picture of baw Jr pissing on a Ford logo.

This baw somehow has a bon fire going in the bed of his truck constantly and hasn't been blown to smitharines yet.

I just can't figure out how he fits his girl, who's riding in the little middle seat of his single cab, his 7 gun racks, 37 empty cans of dip that he saves, for some reason,hes got old spit bottles everywhere that are growing shite worse then Chernobyl. He's got his cooler with all his beer and his emptys so he can count then and put it on facebook in a subtle way.


Old baws facebook post. me and the ole lady went mud riding and she couldn't believe how many times she had to pee, that's what happens when you drink 22 beers in one night..

What else is in The country music baws truck. I missed somethingm..

GOD the musics awful and predictable.
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 3:26 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:24 pm to
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driving on a backpack.


Backpacks get terrible fuel economy unless you get them to 70mph
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:25 pm to
Tl;dr
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:25 pm to
redneck board
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86686 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:26 pm to
can you help me out with what the frick you just said
Posted by MTG325
Shreveport, LA.
Member since Oct 2011
486 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173696 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:26 pm to
You call that music? I prefer Chopin.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
33278 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:27 pm to
Backroad dick
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10381 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
33278 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:28 pm to
They need one, for the love God that music is the worst
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Backroad dick



You want some backroad dick?


I bet he’ll give you some

Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
33278 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:29 pm to
Lol, he came out .
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157275 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

GOD the musics awful and predictable.


That's because he's just pandering.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
15223 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:29 pm to
The most famous country song now is performed by a gay black man.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
33278 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:33 pm to
I was trying to get everyone involved in talking about new country, cuz it sux. I thought we could all come up with things out of new country music baws truck.... What I wrote could be a country song these days, or the way Jason Aldean wants ppl to think he lives his life.
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 3:34 pm
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
33278 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:35 pm to
There are more objects in ole baws truck, I promise. Anybody got any ideas?
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 3:36 pm
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:36 pm to
Bro Country scoring system. One point for each reference:

*back road/dirt road
*truck
*river/lake
*moon/sun
*tailgate
*female attire
*ice chest
*alcohol
*reference to a non-country artist (2 pts)
*reference to a traditional country artist
*mud
*radio

Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

here are more objects in ole baws truck, I promise. Anybody got any ideas?


I bet there's a big glass of shut the frick up in there, see if you can find that.
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
7519 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:37 pm to
Morgan Wallen is the only "new era" country that I really like at the moment.
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