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re: Hawaiin scuba diver hospitalized. You won't believe why

Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:24 am to
Posted by L5ut1g3r
Member since Mar 2019
312 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:24 am to
#clamtoo
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15167 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 7:58 am to
quote:

Hawaiin scuba diver hospitalized. You won't believe why


This is the OT. It’s exactly what I believed why before even clicking
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103106 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:02 am to
You are correct. I was not expecting this.
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
1662 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:12 am to
Shooters shoot
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
455 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:30 am to
Still undefeated.
Posted by lsufanva
sandston virginia
Member since Aug 2009
12391 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:31 am to
Unless rescued with my dick still in the clam, no way I ever admit that is what happened. Dude better make use of that hospital time to come up with a better explanation. If not just tell the staff to let him go. You never live down something like this.
Posted by THog
Member since Dec 2021
2224 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:33 am to
quote:

what idiot doesn't know how tight a bivalve can close when it decides to It is why you can just open an oyster with your fingers.




Hot!!!
This post was edited on 12/13/23 at 8:35 am
Posted by IceTea20
Joint Base MDL, NJ
Member since Nov 2010
14 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:35 am to
Funny....but fake news
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79217 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:42 am to
Wonder if he got........



clam.....ydia

I'll show myself out k thx
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98200 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:43 am to
I hate it when that happens.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
701 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:46 am to
"That clam tried to eat my dick!"
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25692 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:53 am to
quote:

I'm baffled you didn't pick up on the fact that this didn't really happen.


In fairness, I was on the second page and made the assumption tOT had done due diligence. It wasn't until after I posted someone pointed out it was fake.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166328 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 8:57 am to
Clamophile
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
3553 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:21 am to
Even clam pussy is undefeated
Posted by YMCA
It's Fun to Stay
Member since May 2011
3934 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Is something wrong with that dudes face?
.

The clams husband came home and caught them in the act.
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10694 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:34 am to
Where were these divers when I was a clam at the bottom of the ocean?
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51690 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:54 am to
He's lucky he didn't get crabs.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7122 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:58 am to
He bears a striking resemblance to this guy (no pun intended)…

Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39401 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 10:00 am to

2,3,1
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3501 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 10:00 am to
clam up
phrasal verb of clam
INFORMAL
abruptly stop talking.
"as soon as I ask if any of this can go on the record, he clams up"

Webster will add new definition in next addition.
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