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re: Have you ever tasted a placenta.

Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:13 pm to
As an upright biped with opposing thumbs, I like to leave such behavior to our four-legged friends. I also don't lick the newborn clean or lick its a-hole in order to stimulate a bowel movement.

To each their own though.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4956 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:15 pm to
Damn, I didn't even know that was a thing; wasted $12 on a pizza after my daughter was born.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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74597 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:16 pm to
Got overserved in Woodstock, Illinois once and thought I was at La Placenta…

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:17 pm to
what a flake
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:18 pm to
Never, but I have had these

Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:19 pm to
My buddy's exwife would freeze dry it for you and make little pills or make it into steak. Supposedly it helps with milk production if the mom consumes it.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50521 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:20 pm to
I made a gumbo with my wife's after our first kid and a sauce piquante after the second one.
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4462 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:22 pm to
Throw some slap ya mama on that
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
320 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:26 pm to
Since I don't see it anymore, I assume the Kate Upton thread go whacked again...

And this is not a worthy replacement

ETA: Nothing against the OP...this is the informative and disturbing stuff the OT is known for
This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 1:28 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44632 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:28 pm to
One time I got my tongue in there pretty good and thought I did but I’ve never been sure.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

tasted a placenta.


first you make a roux.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20585 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 2:01 pm to
No, but they offered a few options to us at the hospital. They can make it into a smoothie or a pill and “allegedly” it helps with postpartum depression or something.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74597 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

I made a gumbo with my wife's after our first kid
quote:

TDsngumbo
Checks out
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18038 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

And the first time I cut it, it did not feel like I was expecting.


Same here. I didn't think it would be that hard to cut. When I cut my daughter's some of the stuff in it squirted on my nicest PFG.
Posted by BigPapiDoesItAgain
Amérique du Nord
Member since Nov 2009
3467 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 3:18 pm to
No, as consumption of human flesh (ie cannabilism) is generally taboo in most developed societies. I like the argument that "well other mammals do it". My rebuttal is to point out that my dog licks also licks its own arse (and likes to sniff the arse of fellow dogs) but that doesn't translate quite as well to human practice.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22848 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

rice and placenta gravy is legit


Now that is my kind of Coonass!
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2141 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

That was the umbilical cord, baw.

And the first time I cut it, it did not feel like I was expecting.


either the scissors were really dull or the cord was tough. like a thick rubber band.
Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
Member since Mar 2017
1749 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

Have you ever tasted a placenta




No my tongue is not that long.
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
881 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 4:04 pm to
Some cultures do that. Some cultures are disgusting.
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