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re: Have you ever pooped yourself?
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:19 pm to GeauxTime9
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:19 pm to GeauxTime9
Freshmen year at LSU. Went on a first date with a girl from Calc 1550 to that sushi place on Burbank. Walking into the quad i farted and simultaneously projectile shite myself. Went to the bathroom on the first floor of the Library and left my boxers on the floor. Ended up dating her for about a year after. I still feel terrible for the janitor that had to clean that bathroom.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:20 pm to LSU2001
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I have Stage IV Rectal Cancer
Well that puts a damper on my shite parade. Sorry to read that.
This post was edited on 3/5/18 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:24 pm to hendersonshands
“It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.” - Mother Theresa describing a dysentery outbreak in 1939
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:26 pm to GeauxTime9
I had a colonoscopy almost 2 years ago
The prepping phase was brutal on the anus
The prepping phase was brutal on the anus
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:30 pm to GeauxTime9
Twice.
The first time was more of shart, really, but it was definitely a little wet back there. I was in high school, it was Sunday, and I was driving home from a recruiting visit to a school in Kentucky. Either my parents or a couple of teammates would usually go on trips with me, but my parents were out of town and I took this one solo. I had partied pretty hard with some of the players on Saturday night and my stomach was a ducking wreck from all the alcohol and shite food I had ingested. It was dark and I was on I-75, less than 10 Miles from my exit; I really didn’t want to stop, I just wanted to get home. I’d stopped to shite my brains out a couple of times already and I had been constantly ripping arse the entire ride home. The act had been getting riskier and riskier with each fart, but I was so close to home and I wasn’t going to stop again. I gambled. I lost. I’m hungover, I’m exhausted, the highway seems to just roll on forever and ever, and I’m sitting in my own hot fudge. If my body had been able to spare any liquid from my horribly dehydrated body, I might have cried. I just drove all the way home and threw my shorts and boxers in the trash can outside.
The 2nd time happened last month when I had the flu. My wife had just gotten home from work and I was shuffling around downstairs asking her how her day went while I grabbed some water. In mid-sentence I sneezed... and sprayed liquid shite all over the inside of my underwear. I just kind of hold that pose with a horrified look on my face for a couple of seconds until my wife breaks the silence with “Oh my God, you just shite yourself didn’t you?” I did this weird walk trying to pull my arse up under myself and tip toe into the bathroom so that my soggy underpants won’t touch my butt anymore than it absolutely has to. I clean myself up in the bathroom, toss my drawers in the trash can, and take the trash bag out to the herby curby.
The first time was more of shart, really, but it was definitely a little wet back there. I was in high school, it was Sunday, and I was driving home from a recruiting visit to a school in Kentucky. Either my parents or a couple of teammates would usually go on trips with me, but my parents were out of town and I took this one solo. I had partied pretty hard with some of the players on Saturday night and my stomach was a ducking wreck from all the alcohol and shite food I had ingested. It was dark and I was on I-75, less than 10 Miles from my exit; I really didn’t want to stop, I just wanted to get home. I’d stopped to shite my brains out a couple of times already and I had been constantly ripping arse the entire ride home. The act had been getting riskier and riskier with each fart, but I was so close to home and I wasn’t going to stop again. I gambled. I lost. I’m hungover, I’m exhausted, the highway seems to just roll on forever and ever, and I’m sitting in my own hot fudge. If my body had been able to spare any liquid from my horribly dehydrated body, I might have cried. I just drove all the way home and threw my shorts and boxers in the trash can outside.
The 2nd time happened last month when I had the flu. My wife had just gotten home from work and I was shuffling around downstairs asking her how her day went while I grabbed some water. In mid-sentence I sneezed... and sprayed liquid shite all over the inside of my underwear. I just kind of hold that pose with a horrified look on my face for a couple of seconds until my wife breaks the silence with “Oh my God, you just shite yourself didn’t you?” I did this weird walk trying to pull my arse up under myself and tip toe into the bathroom so that my soggy underpants won’t touch my butt anymore than it absolutely has to. I clean myself up in the bathroom, toss my drawers in the trash can, and take the trash bag out to the herby curby.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:34 pm to GeauxTime9
After a late night drinking me and some buddies went to WalMart, no fricking idea why, but we went to stock up on some junk food and shite.
About halfway through shopping a shite flash hits me and I basically run to the bathrooms, barely have time to pull my pants down and then proceed to blast the toilet and the wall with pure liquid shite. Got some on my boxers too so I left them and the shite hanging from the wall and toliet
About halfway through shopping a shite flash hits me and I basically run to the bathrooms, barely have time to pull my pants down and then proceed to blast the toilet and the wall with pure liquid shite. Got some on my boxers too so I left them and the shite hanging from the wall and toliet
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:35 pm to GeauxTime9
Once while in class at LSU. The smell was horrible
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:38 pm to WicKed WayZ
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barely have time to pull my pants down and then proceed to blast the toilet and the wall with pure liquid shite
The ole toilet blast is almost worse than shitting your pants when you are at home and have to clean it up. Particularly when you have to figure out how to sit on the front third of the toilet while finishing.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:38 pm to whit
quote:holy shite,she knew you were the right one for sticking it out.
My wife shite herself on our second date.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:49 pm to GeauxTime9
Have sharted but not a true dump in my droz!
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:49 pm to GeauxTime9
Haha good job, shitstain. fricking loser.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:51 pm to stout
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was really nervous I hadn't gotten it all out of my system but I'm home safe.
Did you check in on Facebook?
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:51 pm to GeauxTime9
All the time in college. Partied hard and ditched boxers behind the stall toilets regularly. Last time it happened a few years ago, I left a pair in a yard at Marengo/St Charles. Cocaines a helluva drug
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:52 pm to Dick Jacket
That made me lol
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“I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry.” My apologies do nothing to drown out the heinous noises that seem to carry on and reverberate throughout the small cabin indefinitely. If that’s not bad enough, I have one more major problem. The privacy screen stops right around shoulder level. I am sitting there, a disembodied head, in the back of the plane, on a bucking bronco for a toilet, all while looking my colleagues, competitors, and clients directly in the eyes. “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!” briefly comes to mind.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:54 pm to GeauxTime9
I once sharted in my pants while I was on the way to go help my mom change a flat tire. My house was along the way, so I had to ask my wife to go change the tire for me while I pooped and changed my pants.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:54 pm to GeauxTime9
I have never just taken a full-on dump in my pants since I was a little kid. however, I have pulled the trigger on a fart a little too fast and skeeted out a bunch of juice in my crack a good number of times....I can usually slip to the restroom and wipe up without too much damage, though.
for some reason, I just can't imagine that happening to any of my female coworkers though.
for some reason, I just can't imagine that happening to any of my female coworkers though.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 10:03 pm to GeauxTime9
I did once about 5-6 years ago I had a bad stomach bug and it hit me out of nowhere. Didn't make it to the bathroom in time
Posted on 3/5/18 at 10:12 pm to deltaland
1. Sharted after breakfast at louies when my parents were in town for graduation.
2. shite myself walking the dog twice (once I made it into port o potty but filled my boxers with shite trying to pull drawers down)
3. shite myself running 3x. Once at the lakes at LSU - thankfully at the end of a run. Once at the end of a run at my neighborhood in Houston, glad I was wearing compression shorts because it held it all in. Wife picked me up and I had to ride in bed of pickup home. Last I had to take a shite early in run, I just crapped near a construction site, was able to get pants down and wiped with my shirt.
2. shite myself walking the dog twice (once I made it into port o potty but filled my boxers with shite trying to pull drawers down)
3. shite myself running 3x. Once at the lakes at LSU - thankfully at the end of a run. Once at the end of a run at my neighborhood in Houston, glad I was wearing compression shorts because it held it all in. Wife picked me up and I had to ride in bed of pickup home. Last I had to take a shite early in run, I just crapped near a construction site, was able to get pants down and wiped with my shirt.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 10:13 pm to GeauxTime9
Twice.
Once after a date while in undergrad...I was at least able to drop her off, but I didn't make it home.
Wet fart at DTW while on the way to BWI. Thankfully it didn't seep through my manties...used about a roll of toilet paper to clean up...balled up the underwear in a bunch of toilet seat covers and dumped it in the trash.
Once after a date while in undergrad...I was at least able to drop her off, but I didn't make it home.
Wet fart at DTW while on the way to BWI. Thankfully it didn't seep through my manties...used about a roll of toilet paper to clean up...balled up the underwear in a bunch of toilet seat covers and dumped it in the trash.
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